On day this lady was walkin and checkin her place!! As she came buy the pond she heard a voice calling help me help me!! As she looked around she seen this frog setting on a rock!! It was the frog she heard talking!! She reached down and picked up the frog the frog said!! Kiss me kiss me o pretty lady!! If you do ill turn back into a handsom prince and you can keep house for me do my wash and cook for me and bear my children!!! As the lady sat at her table that nite eating fresh cooked frog legs she said!!! I dont think so!!

-- Grizz in Western Maryland (southerneagle@yahoo.com), February 13, 2002

Answers

Yahooooooo!

-- the other one (nanaboo@paulbunyan.net), February 13, 2002.

O U C H ! ! ! ! !

-- Fran (on MD's Eastern Shore) (simpleplesurzfrm@dmv.com), February 13, 2002.

Me thinks I'll remain an unattached ogre for quite some time more.

-- Jay Blair in N. AL (jayblair678@yahoo.com), February 13, 2002.

Jay you chicken? I understand frog's legs taste like chicken!!!

The other one

-- susan In minnesota (nanaboo@paulbunyan.net), February 13, 2002.

Groan.............

-- Jim-mi (hartalteng@voyager.net), February 13, 2002.

Grizz,

Thanks. I needed that. - Sheryl

-- Sheryl in NJ (all295@aol.com), February 13, 2002.

At this point I'd even kiss a frog.

-- Susan in Northern LP Michigan (cobwoman@yahoo.com), February 13, 2002.

Susan in MI, trust me they don't turn into princes.

-- Sherry (tlnifty@ecenet.com), February 14, 2002.

Seems to me it used to be the other way 'round for me...I'd smooch a prince and he'd turn into a frog...

Wonder what some of those fellas would say "I" turned into! ;0)

-- Polly (tigger@moultrie.com), February 14, 2002.