When in Australia I perchanced upon a group of likely Brits on tour. Imagine my delight when they agreed to come out for drink with me and the new lady wife!

While on our beer binge typically the games became increasingly silly. One sport involved a chap on his back with legs crouched up - a friend would then sit on his partner's feet and thus be launched forward into the sea. However, like myself, some of our group were big chaps and the smaller fellers struggled. Ant in particular was a slip of a lad and there were only two others of similar build. (wait for it)

So I shouted "Ant, throw Pom or Vic" and the situation was resolved.

-- Anonymous, February 14, 2002

Answers

Do I win a tenner?

-- Anonymous, February 14, 2002

I fear you have used the adjective rather than the noun Bobby so I suspect Jonno will not pay up on this occasion. As I am not fully seized of the rules, however, I may be wrong.

-- Anonymous, February 14, 2002

The rules? Well I've only drawn up rules 1, 3, 5 and 7 so far which state ;- "No Pooftahs", so I'll let you know. Anyway, I'm sure this effort is worth 5 bonus points for it's entertainment value.

So that puts you on -5 Bobby. :-)

-- Anonymous, February 14, 2002

And I'm Dick Darlington!

-- Anonymous, February 14, 2002