A riddle in Waylon's honor

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Waylon Jennings, one of the original "Outlaws" passed away yesterday and I remembered this riddle he told once.

Three cowboys are in a pick up truck and one is a true "outlaw" while the other two are "drugstore cowboys". All three are dressed alike. Which one is the "outlaw cowboy"?

Answer: tomorrow

If you ever get to see the video "The Conversation" that he did with Hank Jr., watch the level of whiskey in the bottle on the table during the four minute song.

-- Jay Blair in N. AL (jayblair678@yahoo.com), February 14, 2002


The one in the middle!! He dont have to drive or open the gate!! LOL!! GRIZZ

-- Grizz in Western Maryland (southerneagle@yahoo.com), February 14, 2002.


You forgot the most important Outlaw feature to the the real one, but two out of three ain't bad :>)

-- Jay Blair in N. AL (jayblair678@yahoo.com), February 14, 2002.

Is it tomorrow yet?

-- Susan in Northern LP Michigan (cobwoman@yahoo.com), February 14, 2002.

Heck Jay if hes in the middle he dont have to drive Bob se,ks.

-- Bobco (bobco@kans.com), February 14, 2002.

O.K. the outlaw punchlines are this : He don't have to drive, He don't have to get out to open and close the gates and sitting in the middle he gets two pulls off the bottle of whiskey as it makes its way both ways across the seat . BTW , I never bitched about sitting in the middle, unless someone tried playin with my knee :>)

-- Jay Blair in N. AL (jayblair678@yahoo.com), February 14, 2002.

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