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At a convention, three men, from Ohio, Texas, and Iowa, wound up in a bar, and the talk turned to how sometimes a husband really had to put his foot down.

The Ohioan said that he laid down the law about housekeeping. "The first day, I didn't see anything. The second day I didn't see anything. But the third day, when I came home from work, the house was spic and span."

The Texan said he laid down the law about cooking. He told her he'd paid for a nice kitchen, and expected her to use it. "The first day, I didn't see anything. The second day I didn't see anything. But the third day, when I came home from work, there was a delicious home-cooked meal with all the trimmings."

The Iowan said he had laid down the law about housework and good home-cooked meals. "The first day, I didn't see anything. The second day I didn't see anything. But the third day, I saw a little bit out of my left eye."

passed on to me by one of my classmates at Ames High, Ames IA.

-- Anonymous, February 14, 2002

Answers

And you'd better believe it :)

Just ask my DH if he can lay down the law to me (and no I don't hit).

-- Anonymous, February 14, 2002


Quote from Sweetie about me: "She's big, she's loud and I'm terrified of her."

-- Anonymous, February 15, 2002

Ha! That's what I wish the guys would say about me. Usually, it's "She's strange, she walks funny, and I'm staying away from her!"

-- Anonymous, February 15, 2002

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they had over their wives, while the third remained quiet.

After a while one of the first two turned to the third and said, "Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked.

The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!'"

-- Anonymous, February 15, 2002


LOLOLOLOL!

-- Anonymous, February 15, 2002


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