A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heartattacks than the British or Americans.

B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans

E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2002

Answers

I like your logic!!!!

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2002

Hee-hee! I gotta show this one to Hubs! Now where did I put that French/English dictionary....?

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2002

Ilove this!

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2002

Works for me.

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2002

I'm drinking a toast to this one with a glass of red wine!!! Polly...I still have my French/English dictionary from high school (really old). Think I'll do some studying :-)!!

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2002

How about we all move to the Mediterranean?

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2002

So thats what's wrong with me.... I don't speak French or Japanese!!!!!

-- Anonymous, March 17, 2002