Thursday, March 21, 2002
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"If I didn't panic, you wouldn't be able to put out your paper. I saved this
friggin' paper. I kept the lights on in this state. Do you understand that? I
kept the lights on."
-Gov. Gray Davis to a bewildered editorial board of the San Diego Union. He
then called for a round of applause - for himself.
John Ashcroft reacts to being asked please not to sing in public anymore
Today's Ka-Ching Thing: Byron York at National Review Online
actually sat
down and read the Robert Ray report on the Clinton pardons. His piece has
some astonishing information in it about Roger Clinton and payments that go
way beyond funny money. Frankly, its
the most un-funny money
one can imagine.
Follow These Instructions to the Letter: Place coffee cup at a safe
distance. Place hand over mouth.
Slowly read Hillary's remarks
during a
committee meeting yesterday. In so many words, she says her mother has the
hots for Senator Byrd.
(Quickly blot out mental picture) which proves that what was said about her
was right. She would even use her own mother to get her way.
Who's Duck Test Is It Anyway? The "final" Whitewater report uses
phrases like
"lack of cooperation" by the White House and "novel privilege claims." It
says statements by the Clintons were "factually inaccurate." It "calls into
question sworn testimony in 1994 and 1995 by Hillary Clinton." Three
witnesses saw Hillary with "rolled up billing records" long after they were
subpoenaed.
It questions Hillary's "feigned forgetfulness." The
Washington Post headline
says the "Final Probe Clears Clintons."
The Associated Press
has the advantage of actually having read the report
before they wrote their headline. Their headline is a touch more accurate.
Dems will spend a day or two Carvillizing this report. Nothing will change
the truth, however, and they are stuck with the Clintons until the end of
time.
You Can't Go Home Again: It looks like we are have a tar-baby
problem with
the Gitmo Gang that is ripening nicely under the tropical sun. They are
getting fatter by the day. Now we get word that their own countries
don't want them back
. We have long advocated giving every liberal whose heart
breaks for the ANWR caribou one of their own. Now we can offer a caretaker.
Any Ldotter suggestions on how we can off load this crew will be happily
entertained.
LDotter Note: We had so much E mail yesterday concerning our Lisa
Beamer
remarks we haven't been able to answer it all.
We can tell you that only three e-mails out of over 100 did not agree with
us. Not to put too fine a point on it, here is a list of jewelry for sale to
benefit the Todd Beamer Foudation. The proceeds apparently will be added to
the 30 BILLION dollars already donated to the victims: "Let's Roll" Sterling
Lapel Pin , "Let's Roll" 14K Gold Lapel Pin , "Let's Roll" Sterling Charm ,
"Let's Roll" 14K Gold Charm , "Let's Roll" Sterling Pendant, "Let's Roll"
14K
Gold Pendant.
-Your Diligent LComStaff