Me think'n, ole calvin sleepin, mr skunk roamin outside and [preachin]

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Well, me'n ole calvin are gittin kinda sick of lookin at each other. Good news is on the hooray-izen tho. Lil Dumplin will be stoppin by here tomorrow bout noontime and headin to Rosieclair in Southern Il. I'm a gonna go with'r. Ole calvin can stay home and co-habitate with old mr. skunk, mr. groundpig, mr possum and whomever else is lurkin outside and on a first name basis with ole calvin. We'll be back Friday aftenoon I guess. One more week and my Lil Dumplin will have a week off--so--the little S10 will be pointed south I rekon. Gotta go have a "look see" at some warm weather. I forgot what it's like to be warm. Sides all that--I get so tired a hittin the backbutton to correct a mistake that I accidently catch before postin--and I need a rest.

My old eyes ain't as good as they uster be and I "misplaced" my fine glasses today too. Not to fear tho--I have some cheapie readin glasses that I read with. If I loose them-ole calvin'll have to lead me around and that don't sound too good. I don't think I wanna meet any of "its" friends and especially when I cant see real good! Ain't nothin wrong with my big old ugly nose tho---it's still big, ugly and old but works ok in the smellin department!!

Methinks "ole sis" makes the best "hoot donuts" in the whole world! Hint HInt.

Well rekon it's time for this old hick to start thinkin about changin my lifestyle. After hearin a Christian Doctor today--don't believe I'll eat anything ever again! Cordin to'm all the grub is "perverted" by man and should not be eaten by man. I know it's not fit to eat what with all the chemicals, antibotics etc etc. but--what are we sposed to do? Can't steal chikn's from my nabor-he raises rabbits and I don't ritely care for rabbit! The hoghouse down this way with 4,000 hogs ain't no good. If that hog meat tastes like it smells---I'd rather eat old calvins grub! Water is mostly polluted about everywhere you go unless you have a RO system. I do but it needs serviced and I just ain't had time. I've been too busy bein lazy here lately. Don't nobody tell Lil Dumplin--she thinks I'm busy fix'n our taxes!!

Heaven is waitin on the "pure in heart". None are pure by themselves--only through the shed blood of Jesus Christ!! Are you one of those who has accepted His rightousness? It's still available to those who will receive Him as their Lord and Saviour! old hoot. Matt.24:44

-- old hoot gibson (hoot@pcinetwork.com), March 26, 2002

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Hey you old hillbilly :o)! I feel for ya. As my son says...Mama if it tastes good you can't have it. Sometimes I wonder if the doctors have a conspiracy going to ruin anything that is enjoyable in life! This old southern cook has figured out a thing or two about cooking diabetic. I'd be right happy to swap some recipes with you if you like. I know it is a royal pain in the backside to have to put that much planning into your meals but you really will feel a lot better if you will eat the right way. Not to mention if you eat right it will have a positive effect on your waistline(I've lost a feed sack worth of weight so far). While being out here at my mom's my diet has been attrocious and I definately feel it. God bless you brother hoot.

-- Amanda (mrsgunsmyth@hotmail.com), March 26, 2002.

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