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I've never really thought of myself as a redneck, but now I know for sure. My brother told me that one of the tests for "You know you're a redneck if..." is as follows:"You know you're a redneck if your mother can tell a highway patrolman to go fuck himself without taking the Marlboro cigarette from her mouth."
I'm positive my mother has never done that.
-- Anonymous, April 02, 2002
Are you sure?
-- Anonymous, April 02, 2002
Isn't it someone's daughter on this forum who, having stopped with mom at a red light, tells the guy in the Corvette next to her, "Sorry about your penis"...?I'm pretty sure my mom has never done that either!
-- Anonymous, April 02, 2002
Peter, mothers don't always do their best stuff in front of the kids. Got to instill propriety in the little heathens, you know.
-- Anonymous, April 02, 2002
Helen, you're absolutely right. My brother and I as kids were taught that vulgarity was a very bad thing. That's part of a mother's job description. Now that that's over with, there is plenty of vulgarity that gets from her a merry laugh.
-- Anonymous, April 02, 2002