Monster taco Heiku:

"Now listen to the story 'bout a man named Jed. Ate a monster taco. Angioplasty!"

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2002

Answers

The heiku was a test just to see if anyone reads here anymore. Looks like they don't. On the other hand, maybe it's the heiku. As e.e. cummings might have put it: "i cast a hopeful heiku to the wind and the wind answered: 'it blows!'"

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2002

After contemplating the heiku for the last five months, I would like to post this response:

M E L I K E Y T A C O S !

I'll check back next year for more thought provoking dialogue...

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002