What is your favorite cheese? I like mozzarella.

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

Answers

I like cheese of all kinds, except swiss. Swiss is the Devil's cheese. In junior high, my Home Ec. teacher was too cheap to buy mozzarella (but didn't tell us), and my friend and I wound up making an extra Swiss-cheesy pizza. It was so gross.

I like cheddar (mild or sharp), mozzarella, havarti (is that a cheddar?), and monteray jack. In the soft cheese category, I enjoy ricotta and cottage cheese (with pineapple).

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2002

This cheese topic seems to be going the way of the mullet. It's funny how someone (*cough*Flash*cough*) was complaining about how some of the questions were similar, yet when presented with some variety (cheese, mullets), they don't answer. Hmmm...

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

I know! He didn't seem to appreciate all of our soul-searching questions, yet when faced with alternatives, he shrugs away.

Viva la cheese!

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

American, baby. Land of the free, home of the brave, and the best cheese in the world. Stars and stripes forever.

-- Anonymous, April 19, 2002

American cheese is crap. It had a weird texture and a weird aftertaste. If you ever go to Azteca, Tim, you should order the pollo fundido.

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

Hmm....I see how it is. Gang up on the black guy eh? Fine....

If you must know, I didn't respond to the cheese question due to the fact that I don't really have a preference-cheese is cheese the way I see it. That and I couldn't come up with any witty remarks....I'm losing my edge. It's a sad sad day indeed....

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

American cheese is what they use at Subway.

I forgot to mention that I am also extremely fond of Pesto Jack from the Sonoma Cheese Factory.

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

You're losing your edge because you're boring, remember? Boring people don't have "edges". They only have lapbelts.

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

They have pepperjack and cheddar at Subway now too. They also have a double-cheese option for the Veggie Delight, which is my favorite Subway sandwich.

Mmm, Subway. Now I want some.

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002