This is silly but the bloated thespian line was just too good to pass up.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), April 18, 2002

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Chahlie, I coulda been a contendah....Chahlie

--Bloated thespian, On the Waterfront, 1954

-- (lars@indy.net), April 18, 2002.

But then my kid shot my daughter's boyfriend and then she killed herself. Stupid kids just don't know when the got it good. Don't know why I bother.

-- Marlon (tired@the.bar), April 24, 2002.