When I say the word "lapbelts" what's the first thing you think of?

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

Answers

That you sure are a dork for someone who won the Happy Days game again and again.

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

I think of how my old Jetta doesn't have any, and some "other stuff".

For a person who claims to have no expertise in the area of "lapbelts", you sure know a lot about the logistics of how it all goes down. Heh heh.

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

Reading all these inside jokes and tee-hee comments is like watching Marcia Brady go on a date.

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

Wasn't Mike "George Glass" to begin with? It only fits.

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

Joy: Hey! That was Mike Balogh driving by! Jaimee: Where?!?! We'll catch him! Joy: Oh wait, he's gone.

(later)

Jaimee: Hey, we're at Costco. Doesn't Mike work here? Joy: Yeah, this must be his day off. (repeat conversation on a million different days and trips)

So you can see why I thought he was George Glass. I still halfway believe that you are just paying some guy to pose as Mike Balogh. Perhaps that's why Mike "went on a mission." You were too broke to keep up the charade. Now that I'm a safe 2000 miles away, he's home again.

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2002

After Mike reads this, he'll just chalk me up as yet another one of his many crazy Asian stalkers. At least I broke the from his traditional stalker by being Filipino-American, instead of Japanese. I bet he's scared now. Are you scared, George Glass?

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002

So many replies to this question yet hardly any really having to do with lapbelts...

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002

As long as I know where each of the stalkers is currently, I feel safe. I'm assuming Joy's over in Gig Harbor studying like a good girl. Last time she called "Manami" was somewhere in Provo. "Meari" has didappeared to some place where I can't keep tabs on her--THAT scares me. I never know when she's gonna sneak attack me! On the other hand, Gig Harbor is only about an hour away.....It's getting to dangerous, I've gotta go back into hiding...

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002

You only think I'm studying like a good girl. I'm really just hatching EVIL PLOTS to find a way to kidnap you and make you my very own slave of sorts. I don't know what I'd have you do though. Maybe I'd make you install lap belts into the Jetta to make it harder for my sister when she tries to make out with a boy.

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2002

So many replies to this question yet hardly any really having to do with lapbelts...

You never answered your own question. What do YOU think of when you hear "lap belts", hmm?

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2002

...being a safety conscious driver.

-- Anonymous, April 23, 2002