First let me say that I love my husband dearly!!! He is the greatest, but I laughed out loud at this joke from our Senior Center's monthly newsletter!!!

A saleswoman is driving towards home in Northern Arizona, when she sees and Indian woman hitchhiking. Snce the trip has been long and quiet she stops the car and the Indian woman gets in.

After a bit of small talk, the Indian woman notices a brown bag on the front seat. "What's in the bag?" she asks. "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband," says the saleswoman.

The Indian woman is silent for a while, and then she says, "Good trade."

(Ok this is me, don't get mad guys, it is funny!!!)

-- Melissa in SE Ohio (me@home.net), April 22, 2002

Answers

Good one!!

-- melina b. (goatgalmjb1@hotmail.com), April 22, 2002.

I'm another that loves my husband and wouldn't trade him for anything, but I know many gals who would consider the saleswoman's trade a bargain! :D Of course, I also know a lot of guys who could claim the same.

-- Lenette (kigervixen@nospam.com), April 22, 2002.

That joke in various forms has been around since vaudeville and is still funny regardless of which gender is the 'victim' in it's telling. Certainly no offense taken here. Have a great day.

-- Gary in Indiana (gk6854@aol.com), April 22, 2002.

That's too funny! I wouldn't trade Lance either, but sometimes I think I need a bottle of wine to go WITH him!

-- Christine in OK (cljford@mmcable.com), April 22, 2002.

Amen-----to Christine in Ok-----I love my hubby also----but last week was his "dumb week"-----he has those every now in then-----I Don't know if it is him or me---but what ever he seems to do is dumb--he does everything that week with out any forthought!!!! Like he has to have a week like that every now in then to keep all the rest of the time normal-----or else I'm haveing a bad week & just think everything he does is dumb!!!! I'm not sure which it is-----but I could have used the wine to make it a better week!!!! ha!!!

-- Sonda in Ks. (sgbruce@birch.net), April 22, 2002.

My only question is: Is the bottle for drinking or whompin'on the husband? :^) It is pretty funny.

-- j.r guerra in s. tx. (jrguerra@boultinghousesimpson.com), April 22, 2002.

j.r., first you drink the wine, then you whomp the husband with the leftover bottle! If you can still swing it, that is! I know I probably couldn't if I drank the whole bottle!

-- Christine in OK (cljford@mmcable.com), April 22, 2002.

See thats why good men are bachlors, the good ones make there own wine!!!!!!!!! lol Bob se,ks.

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