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If god didnt want Us to eat animals (critters),, then why did he make them out of MEAT ?!?!?!?!?!?!???

-- Stan (sopal@net-pert.com), April 23, 2002

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Oh Stan, you've made me laugh myself off my computer chair! LOL! You're such an idiot....I mean that in a silly way!

-- Ardie/WI (ardie54965@hotmail.com), April 23, 2002.

I think He/She made BBQ sauce too! LOL!

-- cowgirlone in ok (cowgirlone47@hotmail.com), April 23, 2002.

Vegetarian(vaj'eter'ean)n: Old Indian word for BAD HUNTER

-- Ben (b_dowell@hotmail.com), April 23, 2002.

Yes, and if He/She didn't want us to ride horses, why do saddles and bridles fit them so well?

-- Cindy (ilovecajun@aol.com), April 23, 2002.

it even says in the bible (for those out there who are of the christian religion---note to others: please don't start on "i don't believe that book BLAH BLAH BLAH"--i'm just making a point, not trying to raise a theological/religious debate) that the animals are here for us to eat, loooooooollllllll. the bible at the same time does NOT condemn vegetarianism, just in case ppl thot "aha!! i knew they all were meat eaters!" lol i only say that cause i have a few friends who make those comments constantly. hehehe. ok, so that said, no nasty comments, please.

-- C (punk_chicadee@yahoo.com), April 23, 2002.


And if God wanted us to fly, we would have been made out of aluminum.

But humans are made out of meat also does that mean we are allowed to eat each other?

-- TomK(mich) (tjk@cac.net), April 23, 2002.


Just the grain fed ones Tom!!

-- Ross (amulet@istar.ca), April 23, 2002.

I think Stan is trying to disrupt the Karma of this forum...............

-- J.S. (stoom2@hotmail.com), April 23, 2002.

Yea, Stan is a fool but that is what makes him so special. He is the only one willing to go out on a limb with such a silly question. Ross, I love your comment about "only the grain fed ones". Tom, God gave us the knowledge to make the planes and things that do fly, that must count for something. Maybe he is just trying to kill us all off with our knowledge. We are too smart for our own good! That's it! O.K. I'm going to become ignorant and live in bliss.

The meaning of life, I found it!!!!!! Heeee heeee heeeee!

-- Susan in MN (nanaboo@paulbunyan.net), April 23, 2002.


and if God intented for man to smoke, he would have set him on fire. hahahaha--a quote i got from my friend. :)

-- C (punk_chicadee@yahoo.com), April 23, 2002.


What would we do without ya, Stan!!!! Thanks for the humor!

-- Marcia (HrMr@webtv.net), April 23, 2002.

I think his karma ran over his dogma.

-- chuck (woah@mission4me.com), April 23, 2002.

if,,

I could save time in a bottle...

You leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me....

You love me let me know, if you don't, then let me go...

You're happy and you know it, clap your hands...

I were a rich man, yabadibbuhdibbuhdeedledibbuhdibbuhdum....

-- gilly (wayoutfarm@skybest.com), April 23, 2002.


--it even says in the bible (for those out there who are of the christian religion---note to others: please don't start on "i don't believe that book--

Excuse me, but there's plenty of us who read our bibles and we are not christians. Your beliefs are not the only ones out there.

-- Chris (chris345@aol.com), April 23, 2002.


I'll bet Stan would BBQ up really well - but his hide would probably be pretty tough;-)

-- Erica (natureselegance@hotmail.com), April 24, 2002.


What fantastic people you all are. Thank God for each of you even if you don't believe or eat meat.

-- Robin Downing (Southpawrobin1@aol.com), April 24, 2002.

And when I REALLY get hungry I eat Cheerios or Granola. I like granola when it's homemade the best. What about Wheaties? They're pretty good. Hot fun in the Summertime. I Like the Way You Smack My A**. Oops, There goes my shirt, up over my head, Oh My. I AM IRONMAN. Chicken Train Runnin' All Day, Kain't Get Off, Kain't Get On, Chicken Train Take My Chickens AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....

-- Gailann Schrader (gtschrader@aol.com), April 24, 2002.

Hey Gilly, CLAP CLAP, STOMP STOMP, TURN AROUND, CHA CHA CHA! AMEN! The Cha cha cha is my personal addition to the song! As usual you all are cracking me up! Thanks for the giggle today!

-- Nan (davidl41@ipa.net), April 24, 2002.

IF...you wanna be happy for the rest of your life...make an ugly woman your wife!

-- Bukbuk (hmmm@chicken.com), April 24, 2002.

Only the Grain fed ones..... So vegetarians are fair game? HON, GIT ME MY GUN!!!

-- Lurker (none@none.com), April 24, 2002.

All day long I'd deebeedeebahdum. If I were a wealthy man, Hey!... La La La... I think I'm PARANOID... I'm stuck in the middle with you... I'm back in the saddle with you... If you could read my mind, Love... What's love got to do with it?... La cucaracha! La cucaracha! Ya no puede caminar... Grandma got run over by a reindeer... I fall to pieces. Each time... Kookaburra sits on the old gum tree. Merry merry king of the bush is he. Laugh Kookaburra, laugh... though your heart is breaking, laugh... Matchmaker, matchmaker bring me a match... Say my name, say my name...

-- Gailann Schrader (gtschrader@aol.com), April 24, 2002.

If I had a million dollars, if I had a millions dollars, I'd buy you a house

If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a car....

Stacy in NY--> I stole the song from the NY Lottery commercial, but I can't remember anymore of the words!! That's what happens when you hit 40....

-- Stacy (KincoraFarm@aol.com), April 24, 2002.


Or was it "If I had a rocket launcher, some Son of a B**** would DIE!" A Warren Zevon song... Or Heywood Banks "If I had a bulldozer..." I'm leaving now...gts

-- Gailann Schrader (gtschrader@aol.com), April 24, 2002.

I 'member now!! The rest of the song is: I'D BE RICH!

Stacy in NY

-- Stacy (KincoraFarm@aol.com), April 24, 2002.


Woooooo Gailann, way too much caffeine! You are making me dizzy! Dizzier? LOL!~ If a picture paints a thousand words.....!

-- Nan (davidl41@ipa.net), April 24, 2002.

Okay, Gailann, what's a homesteader doing listening to hip- hop? "There goes my shirt..." You are really funny! I don't know how you put all those lyrics together like that, but it gave me a laugh:- )

Have to say this is the only forum I come to that I never know what I'm going to find as subject matter!

-- Erica (natureselegance@hotmail.com), April 24, 2002.


Good going Stan,enjoying it. Mary

-- Mary (marwel@microserve.net), April 25, 2002.

And....if God wanted you to drink cows milk and not Goats milk...He would have given you 4 hands for milking not 2 !! As someone mentioned before...pass me the animal crackers to drink with my goats milk !! Have a Nice Day !!

-- Helena (windyacs/@npacc.net), April 25, 2002.

Just reread this whole thread again...and laughed just as hard as before!! Thanks so much, Stan, for starting this!!! You people are quite a riot. There is so much "talent" out there!

-- Marcia (HrMr@webtv.net), April 25, 2002.

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