Mother's Day is coming up, and I was wondering if any of you have any ideas for presents. I usually make my mom something, for example, Japanese picture books. What's something that mom's like? (And don't say grandchildren, or I will box you in the face.)

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2002

Answers

a Bjork CD....

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2002

Your mom likes Bjork? Your mom's cool.

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2002

A son in law... and grandkids. Neener! *runs*

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2002

Oh wait, did I say 'Bjork CD'? I meant to say 'grandchildren and a son-in-law'....*running right beside Tony*.

Telling us NOT to suggest the 'grandkids' thing is only setting yourself up for witty remarks ne! :)

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2002

On Mother's Day, I like to remind my mom that she's fortunate enough to have me. Shouldn't that be present enough?

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2002

Is there something you're not telling me, Joy? Are you getting married and having babies? Is my little girl growing up?

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2002

You are all dirty jerks. It just so happens that my mom was here reading this thread with me, and when she saw "grandchildren and a son-in-law", she said, "Hey, that's not a bad idea." I'm shaking my fist at you ALL!

-- Anonymous, April 26, 2002

I think that I'll make my mom something handmade again this year, and by "make" and "handmade", I don't mean doing the horizontal limbo. I'll have to visit a fabric store and pick out something festive to make her a couple of scrubs with.

-- Anonymous, April 26, 2002