Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped

1. The cucumber has left the salad.

2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".

8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2002

Answers

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My penis died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied,

"Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his penis hanging out of his pajamas.

"Mr. Goldstein," said Nurse Tracy, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like this. Please put your penis back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my penis died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2002

i only read this cause I saw there was an answer and i thought it was OG ;>)

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2002

helen almost chokes to death on an apple upon viewing this

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2002

Nah, I never open Carl's threads.

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2002