Most people think they are skinny. I find them full and luscious, perfect for sucking popsicles. Comments from the Pig gallery?

-- Anonymous, May 22, 2002

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After taking a long drawn out poll, asking the punditry and otherwise hemming and hawing, I feel compelled to refrain from comment at this time. (Cooties, man, that's icky.)

-- Anonymous, May 22, 2002

Boy, these guys really grill you to make sure you're using a bonafide email address. I see that after one creative gesture, Sir Richard has tamely put away his imagination, while Gilly continues to profane the sanctity of the UNCG webgeeks' loinfruit. Gilly, you're gonna get us kicked out of the club, man!! Can you please be serious?? If not for us, then for godsakes, do it for your children's playmates and their moms who even now are overapplying their rouge and mascara and trying on dresses that didn't fit them twenty years ago and drinking diet pepsi while munching on stale frito's and leaving lavenderlipprints on their Virginia Slims. Please show some RESPECT! As for Rich's provacative original question, I find your elbows very appealing, thank you for asking. I'm a man that really enjoys a good elbow in Marta's ribcage. Not that I wood know. Flandy

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2002

As long as you have a word then @ then a word then . then a word the words can be anything. As for the sanctity of anything, we are the only ones that can access this board so I don't think I'll be stepping on anyone's toes. Now, as to my own sanctimoniousness, well , I'm really better than all of them and I'm just waiting for them to realize it and elect me Pope or something. Wait, where did that come from. That's what you get for being on the internet at five in the morning....unspecified goofiness. (man I luv u guyz)

-- Anonymous, May 27, 2002