Young Outlaw Loses His Ass

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Woman accused of cutting off man's buttocks, leaving him near death on rural Ala. road

Thu Jun 13, 5:35 PM ET

By JAY REEVES, Associated Press Writer

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - A woman enraged at her boyfriend attacked him with a utility knife and cut off nearly all of his buttocks, leaving him near death on a dark, rural road, a prosecutor said Thursday.

The injuries were so severe investigators initially believed the victim was sexually tortured and dragged behind a car in a possible hate crime.

The man has not fully described what happened to police, but they said they believe his girlfriend acted alone. She was arrested Wednesday and charged with attempted murder.

"The gruesome nature of the injuries is almost mind-boggling," said District Attorney Chris McCool. "With the trauma of the attack, how do you talk about that?"

Kimberly King, 26, of Aliceville was jailed without bail. "This ain't right," she told a TV news crew as she was arrested.

King did not yet have a lawyer Thursday.

King and her boyfriend had been at a bar in Mississippi late Saturday or early Sunday, McCool said. They left separately after an argument.

Police said she pulled up behind his vehicle on an isolated highway near Aliceville, and began stabbing him with a large knife. When he fell, "she got down on him and just started cutting," McCool said.

The victim, Rodney Outlaw, 25, regained consciousness some time later, and drove about nine miles (15 kilometers) to the nearest home. He remained hospitalized Thursday.

Aliceville is about 80 miles (130 kilometers) southwest of Birmingham.

-- (and I ain't talking about @ donkey. either), June 14, 2002

Answers

Beware of women with knives during PMS!

-- (I lost my ass in Alabama @ ouch. that hurts!), June 14, 2002.

Well, look at the bright side. At least he won't have to worry about getting hemorrhoids.

-- Dr. Dean Edell (Dick and Ass @ Specialist.), June 14, 2002.

Wow, it's going to be a lot harder for Rodney to ride a bicycle from now on.

-- (without @ crack. he'll slide off seat), June 14, 2002.

Cheeky bitch, that one.

-- Spank (me@slice.me), June 14, 2002.

Confuscious say:

Beware of girl who tell you... "You have a great ass"...

She might take it with her when she go.

-- Ahso (girl who collect asses @ very. possessive person), June 14, 2002.



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