politically incorrect joke

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Some time back we were in the twin cities and went to the museum. There was a "scene" there of a oriental hut with this huge cooking utensil over a fake fire. It got me to thinking.

The oriental folks have a reputation for eating dogs. They cook in these saucer like things called woks.

Kinda brings new meaning to walking the dog, don't you think?

-- Anonymous, June 14, 2002

Answers

PI joke? SICK JOKE! Ewwwwwwwwwwww! :-P

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2002

They also used saltpeter heavily in cooking over charcoal and sulpher fires. I always chuckled at the thought of two cooks in the ruins of their kitchen, one complaining of the other using too much saltpeter, unaware they just cooked up gunpowder "Chang, and you want to know why your cooking gives me indigestion?"

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2002

I have to apologize in advance. I thought it was funny as hell!

Wildman, (sick humor freak)

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2002


The best-selling Korean cookbook "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"!

The other non-PC rumor is that they also eat cats, so the joke amongst my friends is that we're going to open a Korean restaurant called "Meow Meow Chow".

Another sick humor lover....

-- Anonymous, June 15, 2002


Okay Sherri my cats on my lap and she saw that!!!!.....Kirk

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2002


I have three cats sitting here with me and you wouldn't believe what they tried to type in here for a response!! Good thing I caught them and deleted it before they punched the enter key. Gotta admit, though...I chuckled a little :-)!!

-- Anonymous, June 16, 2002

Okay, that deserves the following====

WARNING!! WARNING!!! OUTHOUSE HUMOR TO FOLLOW!!!!!

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. ----Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi,how are you?" --- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! ---Women's restroom, The Filling Station,Bozeman, Montana

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

No wonder you always go home alone. ---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

Beauty is only a light switch away. --- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.---The Irish Times, Washington, DC

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. --- Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. --- Revolution Books, New York, New York

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. ---The Janitor What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. ---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity and make it work for you - Frank Zappa

-- Anonymous, June 17, 2002


Subject: Music for aging baby-boomers

Paul Simon- "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"

The Beatles- "I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"

The Bee Gees- "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip" Creedence Clearwater Revival- "Bad Prune Rising"

Roberta Flack- "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

Johnny Nash- "I Can't See Clearly Now"

The Temptations- "Papa Got a Kidney Stone"

Nancy Sinatra- "These Boots Give Me Arthritis"

ABBA- "Denture Queen"

Leo Sayer- "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

Commodores- "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"

Procol Harem- "A Whiter Shade of Hair"

Carly Simon- "You're So Varicose Vein"

Steely Dan- "Rikki Don't Lose Your Car Keys"

Herman's Hermits- "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"

Marvin Gaye- "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

The Who- "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"

The Troggs- "Bald Thing"

-- Anonymous, June 17, 2002


Two cows are lying in a field. One of them says to the other, "So, what do you think about this mad cow disease?" The other says,"What do I care? I'm a helicopter."

-- Anonymous, June 17, 2002

Earthmama, ROFLMAO. But I totally don't get it. Is that like the old "radio" joke?

Good ones, all of 'em!

-- Anonymous, June 17, 2002



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