The Pup who ate Microsoft and Other such things.greenspun.com : LUSENET : Unk's Troll-free Private Saloon : One Thread
Well, I have a home office. I am not the neatest person in the world. I decided to clean it out. How long has it been? Well, I found the manuals for version 4.0 of MS Word. I carefully put them in a garbage bag and went about other things. Some noise caught my attention and I turned around. Pup had eaten most of the quick reference guide. I got the end out of his mouth before he ate the staples. Now that he has loaded MS Word, I expect him to crash. ;<))) Last week, he ate part of the throw rug in the living room and has been crapping rug all over the yard. I expect to see pieces of MS wisdom all over the yard in the near future.
Funny thing happened this morning. As usual I got up at 4:00 am read the news [accessed through AOL with a dial-up modem] and did some work. After breakfast, I came back to print some copies of recent legislation for a morning meeting [you have heard of the Bioterrorism Preparedness Act of 2001]. I tried to access AOL and there was nothing. After a short investigation, I found that they had changed all of the dial-up numbers between 4 and 8 this morning. Gave me a chuckle.
-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), June 20, 2002
Well, it often gets to the point here where I can tell which dog laid the log by what particles of foreign objects are lodged in same. Paper towel bits, Nippy. Cotton rag strands, Bailey. Normal poop, Alex.
Best wishes back at ya,
-- Uncle Deedah (unkeeD@yahoo.com), June 20, 2002.