The Ending of the Second Dynasty

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This is not a farewell notice. This is the "heads up" to the farewell notice. I'm done with summer school August 1st, so I'm going home for a month. I don't know if you care or not, but I really don't care if you care or not. I'm just interested to see what you say to people when they're going to be gone for a while. Truth be told, if I even got one reply to this thread, I'd be surprised. When I left the last time, I don't think I gave you all enough opportunity to "get it out". So here it is, you have a week to get it out. This is for everyone. Want to tell me you hate me? Do so now. Want to tell me I'm stupid? Do so now. Maybe think I'm funny and want to tell me? Do it now. Looking forward to my return? Tell me now. Hope I die driving? Let's hear it. This is for everyone. Including, but not limited to, the people that send me little poison pen letters riddled with imaginary computer viruses and death threats. The people that post "lol" when I post something "funny". The people that find me offensive. The people that think I'm a great human being. The people that have left either because of me or in spite of me. The people who I talk to on AIM. Fuck it, I'll even give you a guarantee. I won't hit back. *Ties hands behind back*. Fire away. Cuss me. I won't cuss back. Tell me to eat shit and die slowly. I'll grin and bear it. Try and get cute with me. I won't reply by (trying to) e-mailing you a virus *yawn*. I MAY debate with you, but I won't crack on the size of your penis, fart, or make any attempt at levity or joking. I'll take it as constructive criticism. Same thing applies to well-wishers. I'm compiling a list of the people on this board I want to "shout-out" to, so feel free to say whatever. You've got a week, but be warned. This is your chance. If you blow it, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR SHIT when I get back in a month. No more nasty e-mails, no more "you're not funnies", no more "I hate you's", I'm tired of it. I'll have your nasty e-mail sitting like a blackhead next to my letters from friends and family, and it's pointless. Fuck being subversive or behind the scenes. Let's get it all out. Like me? Say it. Fuck me? Say it. Again, you've got a week, but I really don't expect much. Just an opportunity for you to "get it out". I won't do anything. That...is the gist.

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

Answers

Well AO, at first I was not sure about you. I thought you were kinda strange but now I think you are one of the coolest people on this board. I don't hate you. I think your jokes are funny. Who cares if they are dirty. Thats the kind of joke I like. Dirty ones. I don't care if you diss me. Everyone dissis me at one point or another. Well, talk to you later.

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

Comerade in arms, I dont even get a special mention? You fucking suck, fish cracker.

But in a good way. :)

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

I don't hate you, either! I think you're pretty cool and you're usually really funny. The board won't be as interesting without you! I'm sure KC will take care of that, though! Well, bai! I await your return, so the board will have someone to post obscene topics, and other disgusting things. Have fun! *Peace n hair grease!*
~SJ~

-- Anonymous, July 27, 2002

*cough*

4 days from now, Im leaving as well. I might come back when AO appears (if he does), but until then, Im off Lusenet.

-- Anonymous, July 27, 2002

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