Quote of the year:

Nominated for quote of the year is the statement made by Texas Congressman Dick Armey when asked: "If you had been in President Clinton's place, would you have resigned?"

Armey responded: "If I were in the President's place I would not have gotten a chance to resign. I would be laying in a pool of my own blood, looking up and listening to Mrs. Armey saying,

"How do I reload this damn thing?" ...........

-- Anonymous, August 13, 2002

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Let's hear it for the Texas wives!

-- Anonymous, August 13, 2002

Saw that at the time, absolutely effing brilliant! What an untoppable response!

-- Anonymous, August 13, 2002