Blonde joke

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I received some blonde jokes, most of which fell below the quality standards of this forum. I thought one, tho, was cute enough to pass on:

She was soooooo blonde, she bought a bunch of TGIF t-shits. She thought TGIF meant "this goes in front."

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2002

Answers

Damn. That's "t-shirts." Sorry if I have offended!

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2002

we have quality standards?

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2002

If t-shits met the standard, I would like to know what fell below. (Better run them past Carl first, though.)

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2002

Brooks, you are truly unmerciful.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2002

I've been writing to Carl for months at

http://www.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=007L2k

But he's gone . . .

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2002



Peter, everything I know I learned from my kitties. ;^)

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2002

I miss Carl. Maybe I can conjure him up.

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2002

I miss Carl , too, Dan asks about him too...Carl!!! CARL!!!! where are you!!!

-- Anonymous, August 14, 2002

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