War on Heaven?

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I hate doing this stuff behind closed doors.

JR, you fucking simp, you wanna start with me? You wanna talk credentials, small fry?

FF1 - Beat Chaos with a party of A Master, Ninja, White Wizard, and Black Wizard. Leave the Masamune where you found it. You don't need it *snickers*.

FF4 - Ha ha, beat it PERIOD. Zeromus is the hardest final villain in the series. See how many Behemoths you can kill in a row. It's GREAT fun. Your buddy Chaz seems to be having trouble, by the way. Why don't YOU go help him along? Davey and I can't do ALL the work.

FF5 - Beat Omega, Bahamut, and Shinryu. Do so in under 30 hours.

FF6 - Beat Kefka with 4 characters (any 4) with NO weapons equipped. Armor, yes. NO WEAPONS. Be sure to say "hi" to Gigantos on the Floating Island for me. Beat him without making any of your characters disappear, and without Quadra Slam.

FF7 - All weapons? *FART*. Beat Emerald WITHOUT Knights of the Round. Have me on the other line while you're trying. Been a while since I've had a decent laugh.

FF8 - Okay, beat Omega. Have ALL characters at LV 50 or so. Use a Holy War or not as you see fit, but be warned, you will NOT survive Terra Break. Then go level up to 99, and do what you do. Loser.

FF9 - Beat all of the optional bosses in the FORTIES. Ozma, Hades, Quale. Then go get Necron. Attaboy. You're almost there.

FF10 - Beat ALL of the Arena Monsters (except Nemesis) on your first log WITHOUT Blitz Ace, Attack Reels, Onion Knight, Tornado, or Spirit Lance. Vow revenge on Nemesis, start game all over again, and then return later with a better party. Win.

Tactics - Beat it. Have you even PLAYED it? Get Cloud in your party. Do all of the shit in the game that has NADA to do with the storyline. Spend some time.

Could I beat Omega Weapon without a Holy War? Probably. I COULD go and level up to the 70's 80's 90's, but that defeats the purpose! I don't WANT to have a level 99 party. In any game. It totally nullifies making a decent strategy. You just win. *yawn*. You beat it at level 200, me at 50. Who gets the peanut? See where I'm going with this? And yes. I'll admit. I'm not the best at every Final Fantasy. Davey is AT LEAST as good at 4 and 6. Jubei has got 5 and 9 in a chokehold. DZ and SoP may be as good at 7. DS is GOD at 8, AP owns at Tactics, and anyone who has beat Nemesis is better at 10.

IT'S WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE THESE FACTS AND IMPROVE UPON YOURSELF CONSTANTLY THAT YOU ACHIEVE MESSIAH STATUS. That goes for anything. School, sports, whatever. You'll never be the best if you're happy with where you are. Throw anything out, I'll can it. You just need to stick "Dr. Baldhead" back in "Captain Fudge Factory's" office.

Your God Ruler, source of inspiration, and true Final Fantasy Messiah, AO, out.

<^> -_- <^>

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2002


Maybe because i can't get half of the other ffs over here yet.so OK you are the messiah till then.

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002

If you mess with one of use you mess with all of use

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002

ASYLUM OUTPATIENT if you think your the best what are your teams like on all the ff's.

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002


-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002

Chaz is very very very dense so everyone better help him

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002

OK you are the messiah


-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002

AO,JR, I have discoered a way to settle this. The details are confidential till the the time comes.

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002

How about this. I can beat Omega weapon (8) with a single character, no holy war. JR, BR, when you can top that....Give me a frickin ring. Let's just say don't hold your breath.

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002

-claps for DS-

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002

try and finish the game (ff 6) withonly one person

-- Anonymous, September 20, 2002

we'll IF you've done that until i have you are the GOd/Messiah or whatever the f**k you want.

PS stop mentioning me and BR as a pair i know hes gay but hey not me ok.

-- Anonymous, September 20, 2002

BR, even though you're GONE!!! That's easy. Sabin+Bumrush=whupkefka.

-- Anonymous, September 20, 2002


Celes+Genji Glove+Offering+Illumna (in lieu of the esper, traded at the colleseam)+Raganorouk(Locke stole it from Doom statue)=dead kefka in a few hits

-- Anonymous, September 20, 2002

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