Okay, me and Jubei were talking about some of the FUNNIEST posts on this board. Let's face it, there have been some winners. Off the top of my head, I thought up 5 of my favorites. There are lots more, but I'll post them later if this topic gets good responses.

Rule 1: No voting for yourself.

Rule 2: No saying "there's nothing funny on this board". That's bullshit.

Rule 3: Think before you answer. Have a good look around. There's a lot of stuff to pick from.

My votes:

(1) kant ur a dumb ass u ban after all i did for u stuid ass, if it wasnt for me no body would pot crap in ur retard forum, before i come this forum was soo sleepy people hardley fuckin post shit, when i post somethin everyone replays thats why u got 1000 or somethin and u know that if u gonna fuckin ban me for nothin this is bs ill just leave by my self i dont need u to ban me just bcause a person that hardley post in ur fuckin msg fuck u kant ur a fuckin jerk i came here to fuckin help u and now u wanna ban me u stupid fuck, fuck u go fuckin suck a cock u fuckin basterd cock eater, piece of dirty shit fuck u and fuck this fuckin dumb shit ass msg board delete all my posts ban me see if i give a crap u piece of shit, i actully feel sorry for u, u know why? cause ur a dumb ass fuck go suck freya nipples and fuck DC fat ass and forget that im the one who helped u in this fuckin bullshit of urs u fag.... and if u call my posts dumb shit look at ur posts there garbage compared to mine u stupid bitch... fuck u and ur motherfuckin momma, i dont give a fuck bout this shit anymore ill see u in hell bitch.... stupid ass fuck... and cause im leavin i always wanted to say to u... ur too ugly to get a gf in real life thats why u go look for girls online u stupid fuck u too davey and all the people who have cyber sex online or get gf or bf online r retards ugly ass shit motherfuckers with no life and no shit just some fool pathetci loser lookin for somethin to fill there emety fuckin lifes.. haha suckers fuck u kant fuck u ferya fuck DC fuck u all, i dont give a fuck bout thus sht no more i hope that u all die and burn in hell u stupid fags..... fuck u all

(2) yall be bullshitnin on the geril on this p9ievce this wohole eboard aningt about shit it's' full of gay canadiana and peopel who dont lknow shit about final fantasy oh wel lfinal fantsy suscks ass anyway long live the tqcos i;'ll see all you fags int hell especally you vinny you stupid i hope you die of gonnaorea and burn in hell nobody likes you and everybody be killing you on tis board ca7use you dont even speak englsh right and redarded as hell and your chicken cause you own't even gvcie your right emali addredss cause you know i'll email you and make you feel real stupid like you are ha ha ha you ain't never had no girl i bet yoiu ugly and look like ass and scared to holla that whu you pick on people that need help you dick. I'm never posting on tis board again that's my word. HOLLA

(3) Um, FF Party?

(4) tisk tisk tisk, you've been a bad little boy Frank. You poor runaway that, huh!, somehow finds a way to afford a house. Either that, or that stupid phone book left out a apartment number(lie). And to think Kant was going to move in with you when he ran away. Just to think how many times you'd be ass raping him you child molestor. Take it from me Frank, lieing isnt so easy. Espesially with this new tecnology and all these resorces we have. So it turns out ladies and gentlemen, that Kant's so called rumor, isnt a rumor after all. Listen, if i were you i would turn yourlelf into the police saying that you have unusual feelings for little children and need help. I hear they have some great mental hospitals in New York. And i understand how you are feeling. There is a ton of anger building up inside you. But remember, denial is the first step to curring your terrible condition ;)

(5) My opinion? Who cares! They don't like you, post anyways, to piss them off even more! They like you? Don't post! Damn the man!

Yes, there are many more, but I don't feel like digging them up right now. INPUT...NOW!

-- Anonymous, September 29, 2002

Answers

YaY, i'm number 4.

-- Anonymous, September 29, 2002

here's a funny post. ---------------------------------------------------------------------

HEY GUYS IS VERY DANGEROUS I THINK SO CHANGE THE PASSWORD I HOPE YOU DO IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

-- nemesis (rgmetal21@hotmail.com), March 06, 2002.

-- Anonymous, September 29, 2002

HAHAHAHAH, this one is priceless,
im a hacker...a very good one in fact...just im surrounded by ignorant people who doubt me...i have two words for those people EAT SHIT!...however hacking is sort of my nature like its something that im just plain good at... -- the Marionette (punkrokker888@yahoo.com), July 12, 2002.

-- Anonymous, September 29, 2002

Hahaha, I'm number 3 and 5....

-- Anonymous, September 29, 2002

Oh yeah Quina from 9, and Banon from 6 *shudders* Banon kinda looks like me. I'm just older, my beard, mustache, and hair are more unruly and grow together, my teeth are crooked, and there is dried food in my beard. I like to *chew chew* talk with my *numnumnum* mouth full. EVEN BETTER IS SHOUTING WITH MY MOUTH FULL! *sprays food everywhere* THIS GUACAMOLE IS DELICIOUS! *slurp swallow*

One of my personal favorites.

-- Anonymous, September 29, 2002

......all of my funny posts are in the old posts.........

I can't believed no one mentioned any of mine yet...*feels very sad and unloved*

-- Anonymous, September 29, 2002

Hentai sux balls :X, If your gonna dl porn atleast dl REAL porn =)(or you could get some girl to suck your balls when your takin a shower)

-- Anonymous, September 29, 2002

Most of the world reads a newspaper with words about reality. Trowas has pictures of two headed cows and aliens coming out of Elvis. -- KillerCrud (killercrud@hotmail.com), September 28, 2002.i was laguhing my ass off for this one?

Hey Trowa why dont you become a real man and stop picking on a game that is for Kids. Games are intended for kids! what a loser...Hit the treadmill and get a job that pays well and maybe you can talk, sickly couch potatoe. cant believe I fight for my country in the military and support little weasels like you lifestyles...really makes me sick. -- matt B. (a001@aol.com), September 27, 2002. this one if funny just becuase the poster is most likly some 13 year old trying to sound big and bad on the internet

magicc kncignt of the dark dick who asked for yoru input and u knwo wtha FUC YOU VNECSENT your sucha dork you siuond like hello my name is vniy and i spell reall7y good cuz i have waseted my life reading the dicitonsary and copyhing every word adn i'm chenase. whos givews a shit who cans spell i9f you know what im talking about then it doent matter about sjpelleing cause i type fast too and i dinpt spell check FUC that and all of you losers that bag on me :( -- Piss On (pee@pee.com), September 08, 2002. do you relly need at ask?

VINNIE MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!! YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::goes into Xena Warrior Princess mode and hacks at Vinnie with the blade-ring-thingy:: Imersonate me, will you?! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::kills Vinny multiple times, steals his soul, and sends him to the Ultimate Anime Hell, where he is covered in acidic jelly and eaten by mutant ants with venom fangs:: -- Spawn_of_Piccolo (Spawn_of_Piccolo@planetnamek.org), March 21, 2002 this was just so random and i almost caused a war

well thats all i got for not maybe i`ll post some more later

-- Anonymous, September 30, 2002

I dont think u people remember this one, but DS once acted like his lil brother and said he got hit by car... i was laughing my ass off, DS deserves award of best acter on this board.

-- Anonymous, September 30, 2002

BTW im number one suckaz.... hehe i try to be funny... so u people laugh and forget about ur daily gay lifes... anyways I decided to change my name too...

-- Anonymous, September 30, 2002

HEY, that was me :)

-- Anonymous, September 30, 2002

I'm not interested. Blood loss or not, you should never speak in a "tired, small voice". YOU SHOULD ALWAYS SHOUT! SPEAK LOUDLY! MAKE THE CHILDREN CRY! UPSET THE ANIMALS! DEMAND RESPECT! NEVER CONCEAL YOUR IDENTITY! I AM ASYLUM (Chinese Water Torture) OUTPATIENT! FINAL FANTASY MESSIAH, ATFF DISTRIBUTOR OF USELESS FACTS, DESTROYER OF THE RANDOM STAT MACHINE, INTESTINAL ODOR ANALYSIS, DEFENDER OF THE SEXY BEAST, AND BLASTER OF MORONS, CRETINS, TARDOS, FREAKS, AND IDIOTS ALL! WELCOME HERE/BACK WHOEVER THE HELL YOU ARE, NOW TAKE THAT SILLY THING OFF YOUR HEAD! THAT'S THE GIST!

i sat by the duchess at tea she asked, "do you fart when you pee?" i sad with some wit "do you belch when you shit?" and i felt it was one up to me

Hey DZ... uh... um... your mother... uh... smells funny!

AHHH!!! FIRE!!!! RUNNN!!!! Yah, 'boco! Yah!! *runs away*

In Spanish... coño, coño, coño, coño que mamón, coño que mamona, mierda mierda, va por el ojete, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4... nois nois non... hierbaguays hierbaguays, pilla coca, pilla birra, pilla birra birra birra, lia trompas, fuma mais, quien fuma mais? yo fumo mais! lio mais y fumo mais, - ey, una bolsa de un talego 15 pavos chavalín, pon la pasta justo aquí si la pasta no aparece, me la debes debes debes... my jungle love! oeoeo i think i wanna know ya know ya yeah wah

WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE HERE, SO(B)! THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT WE'RE OUTNUMBERED! THERE'S A 10 TO 1 LOSER TO COOL KID RATIO ON THIS BOARD, BUT DO YOU KNOW WHY I'VE NEVER LOST AN ARGUMENT? IT'S BECAUSE I DO MY HOMEWORK! I READ AND STUDY UP JUST SO I CAN PUT THESE PIDDLY LITTLE BRATS IN THEIR PLACE. THE MOST DEBATE EXPERIENCE THEY'VE EVER GOTTEN IS STOMPING THEIR FOOT WHEN THEIR MOMMY TELLS THEM TO GO TO BED AND SAYING "BUT I DON'T WANT TO!". THIS BECOMES MOST OBVIOUS WHEN YOU PROVE THAT THEY'RE NOT ONLY WRONG, BUT STUPID, AND WHAT DO THEY DO? START CALLING NAMES! HA HA! YOU WEENIEHEAD! YOU BUTTFACE! ANYWAY, I AGREE. UNFORTUNATELY, I THINK WE HAVE TO TAKE THE STUPID WITH THE GOOD HERE. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT GETS FUN AFTER A WHILE! HAVE YOU EVER WALKED BY A PARKED CAR WITH A STUPID DOG IN IT? WHAT DOES IT DO? IT BARKS AT YOU. WHAT DOES THE CRAZIEST BASTARD IN ARKHAM DO? I BARK BACK! THE DOG ALWAYS GETS PISSED OFF. I LIKE TO THINK THAT IT'S CONSUMED BY THE IRONY THAT IT'S LOCKED IN A HOT CAR, EATS ITS OWN SHIT, AND IS SUBJECT TO NEUTERING AT ANY TIME WHILE I AM WANDERING THE STREETS FREE KILLING OLD LADIES, EATING DOUBLE BACON FATBURGERS AND FRENCH FRIES WITH GRAVY, AND I WILL HAVE MY BEAUTIFUL BALLS AS LONG AS I LIVE! HA HA! WOOF WOOF! GRRRR! WE ARE THE WORLD...WE ARE THE CHILDREN...WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE HERE, OR MY NAME ISN'T CLEOPHUS Q. PENNYWHISTLE! THAT'S THE GIST!

Yes, regardless of what any of you say, I think that AO’s posts are hysterical. That’s just me though.

-- Anonymous, September 30, 2002

Holy Fuck! It's fucking Golem Fucker! What the fuck do you know about that? Fucking shit! Fuck me! Welcome back, Golem Fucker! *thinks a fucking second*

Fuck that. Fuck off, Golem Fucker, get the fuck out of here. Fuck you you fucking fuck. Get the fuck away from me and fucking die slowly you fucking son of a fuck. I'll fucking fuck you and your fucking mother while you're taking a fucking fuck you fuck. Eat fuck!

Couldn't resist...plus my idea for "ff party?" was taken.

-- Anonymous, September 30, 2002

*Shoots MK* I'm talkin 'ere boy! Getcher butt outside and help yer mamma with the cows! Damn youngins...

Is Sark Daddy-o a wiseass? Yes...but in the best possible way. ^_^

-- Anonymous, September 30, 2002

everything vinny post is funny, cus hei cans speill riht nigah fuk yuo

-- Anonymous, September 30, 2002

Vinny, WTF is wrong with you. Number one, I really was in a car accident, we've been over this. Second, stop acting like the board's badass. You aren't. Get over yourself. It pisses me off that I couldn't walk for two months, have a permenant scar on my leg, and you have the nerve to go and tell me I was lying. Fuck off.

-- Anonymous, September 30, 2002

Like I said. I have close to 500 posts on the board. There are only 3 that I think are really funny. Two of them Jubei mentioned. The other one...

Link, is your name Frank?

That is the most irrelevant offtopic random thing I've ever written in my life. You have to have an AO sense of humor to think that's funny.

-- Anonymous, September 30, 2002

gez I dunn have an AO sense of humor then, ;) your still a funny fackah tho

-- Anonymous, October 01, 2002

Davey and AO's posts are the funniest in my opinion.

-- Anonymous, October 01, 2002

DS im not acting like this boards's badass u lil pussy, u stop actking like this boards bitch cause its pissin me off.

-- Anonymous, October 01, 2002

Yes, Link's true name is Frank. Most interesting...his true birthday is in August too...such a silly boy, this Frank is.

-- Anonymous, October 01, 2002

You say "Don't fuck with me" in almost every one of your recent posts. Just some food for thought.

-- Anonymous, October 01, 2002