Laughter is the best medicine....

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With this enlightening info...maybe we should add a "laugh" weekly or monthly post to this forum??!! I think most of us have lots of stress in our lives. This would give us all something to look forward to :-)!

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-- Anonymous, November 08, 2002

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But Marcia, I don't KNOW any jokes! Tho, I did get to watch an old A- Team re-run while we were in MO - and it had Boy George in it. Gotta admit that it made me laugh...

-- Anonymous, November 09, 2002

That's good news! We're going to see Dame Edna tomorrow........should be a stress reliever!!

-- Anonymous, November 09, 2002

I know you like blonde jokes, E.M. :-)!

Blonde Wins!!

This blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!" The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a mini-van." But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home." Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!" The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!" And she's hands the ticket to the manager and he reads... WIN A BAGEL

-- Anonymous, November 09, 2002


One more....

Uncle Festus

Henry's dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Festus came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, they were required to sleep together. When Uncle Festus came into the bedroom, he saw Henry kneeling at the side of the bed with his head bowed. Thinking this was the child's religious upbringing, he decided to present a good example and kneeled at the other side of the bed with his head bowed. Henry looked up and said, "Whatcha doin'?" "Why, the same thing you're doing", replied Uncle Festus. "Ma's gonna be mad", said Henry, "The pot's on this side."

-- Anonymous, November 09, 2002


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