Hey I need some help. Ok my spanish teacher is new this year. In fact she has never taught spanish before and has not used the language for 10 years from what she says. Now my problems are that she teaches spanish wrong and she cant pronounce it right. You know how you dont prononce the h. She does. She sounds retarded when she does it too. She gets pissed at us if we even wisper. If we need a pencil from a freind we must raise our hand and say "can I ask jack for a pencil" in front of the class. She wants us to ask permission to talk. She is a moron. She came from some boarding school from Long Island. Our class is sick of her. What should we do? Someone help my nerves are about to explode because of her. Any suggestons?

-- Anonymous, December 03, 2002

Answers

Use her stupidity to your advantage.

-- Anonymous, December 03, 2002

Oh, crap, YOU got her? Dammit, i thought we got rid of her years ago!...Well, tough luck, kid, lol...Here's a hint, she doesn't like it when you call her "short"...

This is funny, because I'm from Long Island O.o

-- Anonymous, December 03, 2002

Ok, here's what you do...

1.Use an online translator and learn a buttload of spanish.
2.Randomly start conversing with her in spanish...with great pronounciation of course...and see if she knows her shit.
3.If yes, sit your ass down, you're in for hell. If no, she'll be embarrassed, and you won't have any problem...

-- Anonymous, December 03, 2002

While taking DS's advice, be sure to scream the following phrases at random intervals:

(1) "Chupa mi pine"

(2) "Chinga su madre"

(3) "Come caca"

(4) "Bon jour"

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2002

Adonde mi quazo

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2002

errr, it's "chinga tu madre" not "chinga su madre". "chinga su madre" is like fuck her/his/it's mom.

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2002

Now now, we all know the best thing one can say to your spanish teacher..."Tu padre es mi amor".

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2002

Step 1:Buy chewinggum.

step2:chew chewing gum.

step 3:throw the chewed chewinggum at teachers face.

techer WILL get mad, repeat these steps about 5 times and she'l suffer a nervous breakdown and leave. It worked for me:|

-- Anonymous, December 05, 2002