It was the day after Thanksgiving, and we were in Washington, D.C., and if we belonged to an intelligent species -- bears, for example -- we would have spent the day in the fetal position, moaning. Unfortunately, all the blood had left our brains to help digest the bowling balls of compressed food in our stomachs, and our IQs had dropped to plant level.....

Dinosaurs

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2003

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For some reason the actual page won't link; just click on the first story about Dinosaurs!

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2003

Dave Barry is the first column I read, right after the Funnies anyway!!!

So little of the news makes you laugh out loud, we NEED more of that.

-- Anonymous, January 05, 2003

I adore Dave Barry. We used to get his articles in the weekend paper up here but no more. Did anyone see Big Trouble? That movie was hilarious and very DAVE!

-- Anonymous, January 10, 2003