Joke time!

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Okay, folks...I just HAD to share this one!!!! Nothing personal...guys, really :-)!

A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and yells, "BITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

-- Anonymous, February 05, 2003

Answers

Hey now wait a minute maybe she also turns the corner and runs into a dog and it was all this huge misunderstanding? Yep I prefer to think of it that way don't you?

-- Anonymous, February 06, 2003

A couple of jokes I read on another site . . .

I was thinking about old age and decided that it's when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.

I have found that at my age, going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me - they were cramming for their finals!

You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always ask, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once, I want to say, "Nope, it's for company."

What do you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?

I have decided that Nostalgia is the VCR of our minds.

I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

-- Anonymous, February 06, 2003


Ya...you're right, Kirk!! That's probably exactly how it happens!!!!

Most excellent jokes, j.r.! Just wonderin' though...where do you even carry a "pocket" calculator in a nudist camp :-)??!

-- Anonymous, February 06, 2003


What do you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?

Palm Pilot!

-- Anonymous, February 06, 2003


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