From www.godhatesfigs.com

JESUS REBUKED THE FIG AS AN EVIL ABOMINATION.
"Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he was hungry. "And when he saw a fig tree by the road, he came to it, and found nothing on it, but leaves only, and said to it, Let no fruit grow on you henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away. "And when the disciples saw it, they marvelled, saying, How soon has the fig tree withered away!" --Matthew 21:18-20

JESUS COMMANDED US NOT TO EAT OF THE CURSED FIG.
"The next day, when they came from Bethany, he was hungry: "And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if perhaps he might find any thing on it: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. "And Jesus answered and said to it, No man eat fruit of you hereafter forever. And his disciples heard it. --Mark 11:12-14

EAT A FIG, GO TO HELL.
"He destroyed their vines with hail and their sycamore-figs with sleet." --Psalm 78:47

GOD PROMISES TERRIBLE VENGEANCE FOR FIG-EATERS.
"Yes, this is what the LORD Almighty says: "I will send the sword, famine and plague against them and I will make them like poor figs that are so bad they cannot be eaten." --Jeremiah 29:17

In summary, figs are the source of all the world's evils. They are a plague upon humanity and an abomination in the sight of the Lord. They're worse than Hari Krishnas. But just don't take our word for it! Click here to enter!

-- David Ortiz (cyberpunk1986@hotmail.com), November 27, 2003

Answers

Correction, David,

Jesus got mad with the figs,

NOT GOD!!!

-- Elpidio Gonzalez (egonval@yahoo.com), December 02, 2003.

To say that a man is as dead as a fig tree would be a figure of speech or just a figment of our imagination....go figure!

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-- rod (elreyrod@yahoo.com), December 02, 2003.

Hey, Rod, do we need to reconfigure David's brain?

-- Elpidio Gonzalez (egonval@yahoo.com), December 02, 2003.

Just teasing, David.

-- Elpidio Gonzalez (egonval@yahoo.com), December 02, 2003.

Yes yes... we must FIGure out What the FIGk is wrong with a FIGking Fig..heheh... and oh yeah.. FIGerend your mom....Wu-Tang aint nothing to FIGk with

-- I. Bob Nutz (eatme@yourmom.com), February 04, 2004.