I know why I hate her! SHE STOLE GOTEN FROM ME!!!!!!! HOW DARE SHE!!!!!!! WHAT DOES GOTEN SEE IN HER THAT HE DOESN'T SEE IN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE EATS ICE CREAM WITH HER HANDS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!! GOTEN CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!!!!!!!!!!

*calms down*

Okay,now it's time for me to tell you about myself.My name is Trunks Briefs.I was born on some day in some month in some year.I'm 28 and I have purple hair.I'm a half-saiyan and my dad is the prince of all saiyans!His name is Vegeta.My mom is Bulma.I have a little sister named Bra,but since Funimation is so pathetic,they changed her name to Bulla.....anyways.My family owns Capsule Corporation and I am the president! I hate that job too.Mainly because the girlz there like me and I don't like girls:I prefer guys! People say I should get with Marron because we make a great couple,but as I said:I prefer guys! Now list my likes and dislikes!

*Likes:

*My family

*Goten

*boys

*More Goten

*More boys

*Wow! You can never have enough of Goten!

*And uhhh....more Goten....

*Dislikes:

*Paresu

*girls

*Paresu

*more girls

*Boy,do I hate Paresu

*I'm a Anti-Paresu fan

That's all you need to know about me.I've already told you why I hate that bitch named Paresu.Now why do you hate her?

-- GT Trunks (I@amgay.com), December 31, 2003

Answers

Same reason you hate Paris or Paresu.She stole Goten away from you!

-- pikachu (fakeassemail@fake.com), December 31, 2003.

GOTEN IS NOT YOURS!! GOTEN IS HALF MINE AND HALF YONKS BUT I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO MARRY HIM SO HE IS MINE TO MARRY THEREFORE HE CANNOT BE GAY WITH YOU GT TRUNKS CAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE HE'S MINE AND HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOTEN IS ALL MINE!!!! ^____________________________^

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (angelgoten@hotmail.com), December 31, 2003.

NO! NO! NO! NO! Angel_Goten you don't understand. You are going to marry CHIBI Goten. GT Trunks here is talking about GT Goten. So you can marry Chibi Goten and GT Trunks can marry GT Goten and we will all be happy. And Paresu can just die and go to hell for all I care!

-Yonk

-- Yonk (TrunksandGoten@ChibisareKawaii.chibis), January 01, 2004.

oh yeah! sorry gt trunks =P GT goten's all yours =P and Yonk in your story can one of us have the pleasure of destroying paresu?? PLEASE?? SHE MUST DIE!!

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (angelgoten@hotmail.com), January 01, 2004.

I don't care. I just wanna DESTROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- )v(ajin\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), January 01, 2004.

Well, in Yonks story, after you and Suupaa Gohan fight we can all meet up and destroy Paresu!! And then I can rob a bank!!! And THEN we can all team up against the evil garden gnomes and save the chibis ^____^""" lol..

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (angelgoten@hotmail.com), January 01, 2004.

I DON"T CARE ABOUT PARESU!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA DESTROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- )v(ajin\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), January 01, 2004.

Well then.

)v(ajin\/egita, you can destroy!

Suupaa Gohan 2 can fight you as well!

Angel_Goten, you can rob a bank and buy loads of food!

And I, Yonk, will chase the Chibis all ove the world!

Until, that is, we find out that Paresu is actually the diabolical leader of all the Garden Gnomes and seduced GT Goten with her Garden Gnomes powers so she could get close to one of us and posess us to ensure that the Garden Gnomes race will reign supreme on Chikyuu!! (Yeah I KNOW I kinda stole the whole Bebi idea from GT but I couldn't resist. That was one of the only original ideas in all of GT!) And then in the end...well I'm not going to tell you, that would ruin the suspense!

Damn, this is going to turn into one HELL of a long story!

-Yonk

-- Yonk (TrunksadnGoten@ChibisareKawaii.chibis), January 01, 2004.

What about me and SG2??? I thought both of us were going to turn evil and fight it out???

-- )v(ajin\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), January 01, 2004.

Yeah, you will both tun evil and fight at the same time that you will DESTROY!!

-Yonk

-- Yonk (TrunksandGoten@ChibisareKawaii.chibis), January 02, 2004.

ya-huh ^__^ That sounds so cool! This story is going to be hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And yeah, it'll be long too =P

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (angelgoten@hotmail.com), January 02, 2004.

guys relax he's a CARTOON....-_-;; they're all cartoons none of this is real!!!...well,except the message boards and talk of all of this...ONE WORD:relax

-- hi (wouldntyouliketoknow@noneofyourbusiness.com), January 14, 2004.

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, its not a fucking cartoon!!!!!!!!!! K????????? And you better ask for deletion before SG2 see's this. She showed mercy to the previous soul that said japanimtaion, I don't think she would show mercy to this.

-- )v(ajin\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), January 14, 2004.

How could you even suggest that Goten be a cartoon? Goten is the most kawaiiest chibiest anime character ever!! HE'S SO KAWAII!!!!!!!

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (angelgoten@hotmail.com), January 15, 2004.

No! How dare you insinuate that my kawaii chibi sons are a cartoon. I would blast you into dust if I didn't know that SG2 will anyway! And she won't go so easy either.

Long live my REAL kawaii chibi sons!

-Yonk

-- Yonk (TrunksandGoten@ChibisareKawaii.chibis), January 15, 2004.

Ya-huh!! SG2's gonna hurt you veerrrrrryyyy much =D GO SG2!!

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (angelgoten@hotmail.com), January 18, 2004.

Yeah. Where is she????

-- )v(ajin\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), January 18, 2004.

I dunno, but when she gets here that dude dies!! Muahahahahaha!! How could anybody suggest that dbz's a cartoon....we're supposed to "relax because none of it's real and they're only cartoons" EVIL!!!!!

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (angelgoten@hotmail.com), January 18, 2004.

If she was here, this would have been an explosiv debate by now.

-- )v(ajin\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), January 18, 2004.

Yeah!! Lucky we aren't her enemies or else we would be dead!!!!!!!!

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (angelgoten@hotmail.com), January 18, 2004.

I'll be her enemy, if it means she would be on more.

-- )v(ajin\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), January 18, 2004.

you would actually WANT to be SG2's enemy?? =O!! The Garden Gnomes are DEFINETLY controlling you!!!!

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (angelgoten@hotmail.com), January 18, 2004.

Only if she is one more, or if it means we get ot argue more.

-- )v(ajin\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), January 18, 2004.

only if she's on more??

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (goteniskawaii@kawaiinessofgoten@goteniskawaiiandhe'skawaiibecausehe'sadorable.gotenny), January 19, 2004.

I meant to say, pnly is she is on more. Anyway, I'm teaching Trunks to go Majin, so he wouldn't turn into a metrosexual punkass bitch like that gtTrunks guy.

-- )v(ajin\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), January 19, 2004.

*only is she is on more.

-- )v(ajin\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), January 20, 2004.

GT Trunks is ANNOYING! So is GT Goten!!!!!!! DAMN GT GOTEN!! Chibi Gotenny rocks!

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (gotennyisthebestest@gotenISWAYMOREKAWAIITHENEVERYOTHERANIMECHARACTERBUTTRUNKSISSTILLKAWAIIASWELL.chibisareveryadorable), January 22, 2004.

I forgot what I was about to say.

-- )v(ajin\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), January 22, 2004.

One question-WHO THE HELL IS THIS PARESU?!

-- Suupaa Gohan 2 (dragonballz@aol.com), January 22, 2004.

I've got no idea. I forgot. I forget alot these days. I don't know why. It just happens. Its always the same. I'm about to say something and then all of a sud....what??? huh??? Oh yeah!!!! COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- )v(ain\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), January 22, 2004.

Paresu is Gotenny's girrrllfriend in GT..and she's UGLY AS! *shudders*

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (angelgoten@hotmail.com), January 24, 2004.

To be honest, I dont know what she looks like eithr. If you guys cou...**cut off**

-- )v(ajin\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), January 24, 2004.

Have you ever kissed a monkey?

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (angelgoten@hotmail.com), January 29, 2004.

DEATH TO PARESU!!! DEATH TO GT!!!! You know, I would have been ten times more interested if Trunks and Goten had gotten married in GT! That would have been funny! And the International Channel keeps showing all the episodes old DBGT episodes on Sundays at 7:30 and they're showing the last episode this weekend. I'll finally get to see it and see if it is marginally better then the rest.

-Yonk

-- Yonk (TrunksandGoten@ChibisareKawaii.chibis), January 29, 2004.

No, I haven't kissed a monkey before. Why???

-- )v(ajin\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), January 29, 2004.

I lost my tongue kissing a monkey...lol joking

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (angelgoten@hotmail.com), February 01, 2004.

I want to spank you're monkey. (and losing my tongue to your monkey would be just a little, too, you know, agggghhhhh)

-- )v(ajin\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), February 01, 2004.

Monkeys are COOL!

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (angelgoten@hotmail.com), February 04, 2004.

Is that why you've got a tatoo of one on you're ass???

-- )v(ajin\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), February 04, 2004.

You lost your tongue to Angel_Goten's monkey tattoo?! Does she have a guillotine in her...I'll leave the rest to your imagination!

-Yonk

-- Yonk (TrunksandGoten@ChibisareKawaii.chibis), February 04, 2004.

I lost MY tongue while kissing a monkey (it's true you know!) and )v (\/, by saying I have a tattoo of a "monkey" on my ass, are you implying that Goten looks like a monkey?

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (angelgoten@hotmail.com), February 06, 2004.

You really lost you're tongue???? Like, totally off??? So you can't speak???

-- )v(ajin\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), February 06, 2004.

Yeah and a giraffe also stole my candy

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (angelgoten@hotmail.com), February 08, 2004.

I hate paresu cause she sucks and is a fucking bitch!she eats ice cream with her hands she is totally annoying and she stole my cute fine goten!!! HE is darn cute and totally mine! I can fight i beat the crap out of boys older and taller than me! Parasu can't hurt a fucking fly!!! phew! i love to get that out of my chest! SHE MUST DIE!!!

-- Miranda (Ihateparesu@gotenismine.com), March 29, 2004.

What a bunch of pathetic assholes..

-- Han (Cyg@yahoo.com), May 08, 2004.

What's the big deal about this!

-- PPO (eyeru_t@yahoo.com), June 11, 2004.

yep we're pathetic *rolls eyes*...get used to it or get over it you dumb cunt

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (me@whatever.com), July 23, 2004.

ohh goten is so cute hey!

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (angelgoten@hotmail.com), November 25, 2004.