How did he die?

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How did alexander III tsar of Russia di?

-- Anonymous, February 15, 2004

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His dog bit off his dick while the dog was licking Alexanders hairy ball sack. Then he bleed to death. He died happy though because the felling of his dogs tounge on his penis made him happy.

-- Anonymous, December 02, 2004

He had sex with his wife too hard and died of stress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, December 02, 2004

It was the oddest thing. He unintentionally made insulting remark to his wife, the czarina. She, in turn, was feeling unaccountably grumpy and out of sorts due to the recent demise of her favourite lap dog, a courtier named Viscount Grimaldi, leading her to retort, "Oh, why don't you just dry up?" So, he, being raised a gentleman, did. It saved the cost of embalming him.

-- Anonymous, February 16, 2004

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