To: KSBH,LDM,MACO,TSCS and all pro-usa fans. Enjoy story!

Hell to Hell

Queen Elizabeth, Saddam Hussein and Bush died and all went to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said: "I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there" .... so she called and talked for about 5 minutes.Then she said: "Well devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil goes: "five million dollars" ... "Five million dollars!!!????" She made him a check and went to sit back on her chair.....

Saddam was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too, me too, I wanna call Iraq, I wanna see how everybody is doing too... He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: "Well devil how much do I owe you????" The devil goes: "ten million dollars"..... "ten million dollars!!!!!!???" He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair.....

Bush was extremely jealous too... he starts screaming and screaming... "I wanna call US! I want to see how everybody is doing there too, I want to talk to the army, ministers, I wanna talk to everybody"... he called US and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talk! ing and talking and talking. Then he said: "Well, devil, how much do I owe you????" The devil goes: "one dollar....." Bush screamed... ONLY ONE DOLLAR?????? The devil says: "Well, from hell to hell it's a local call."

-- Viet Cuong ( VN cuong thinh) (wilson@yahoo.com), February 24, 2004

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Ho Chi Minh , Pham Van Dong, Le duc Tho, Truong Trinh, Tran van Tra and the lot all screamed from a pond of shit..."We wanna call VN! We want to see how everybody is doing there too, We want to talk to the communist pary, We wanna talk to all communist members"... and they talked for about all day, they were talk! ing and talking and talking. Then they said: "Well, devil, how much do we owe you????". The devil goes: "no charge....." they screamed... why no charge?? you loved communist that much????! You want money, we give you some !". The devil says: "Well, you didn't use telephone at all because you guy all in hell now." . Ho chi Minh was angry and yell..."Fuck you, Devil !".

-- Ke Si Bac Ha (ke_si_bac_ha@yahoo.com), February 25, 2004.

Congratulations! Ke Si Bac Ha, I vote you five stars.

-- Yeu Viet Nam, Ghet Viet Cong (congsantieuma@yahoo.com), February 26, 2004.

Thế thì bài của tôi phải 6 star :-)) Anh KSBH không có sáng tác thêm tí nào, chỉ copy cốt truyện. Thế mà được YVN vote 5 star chứng tỏ óc thẩm mỹ của YVN là Zero!

-- Viet Cuong ( VN cuong thinh) (wilson@yahoo.com), February 27, 2004.