The Companies You Keep

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I always get a kick out of these. Pulled from the March2004 issue of Reader's Digest, submitted by James Fletcher.

What if these companies merged? Some interesting name changes.

If Polygram Records,Warner Bros., andKeebler merged, they become Poly-Warner-Cracker

If W>R.Grace Co.,Fuller Brush Co.,Mary Kay Cosmetics, andHale Business Systems Grace merged, they would become Hale Mary Fuller Grace

If John Deere, andAbitibi-Pricemerged, they would become Deere Abi

If 3M, andGoodyearmerged, they would become mmmGood!

-- Luke Juarez (hubertdorm@yahoo.com), April 05, 2004

Answers

Angie has spoken, "What do you get if FedEx and UPS merge? FedUp

-- Luke Juarez (hubertdorm@yahoo.com), April 07, 2004.

I'm gonna use this space to practice HTML. I'm not sure which ones I can use here.

send the forms to me on monday.

-- Luke Juarez (hubertdorm@yahoo.com), April 11, 2004.


send the forms to me on monday

-- Luke Juarez (hubertdorm@yahoo.com), April 11, 2004.

send the forms to me on monday

-- Luke Juarez (hubertdorm@yahoo.com), April 11, 2004.

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