Don't Step on the Ducks

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Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven - don't step on the ducks."

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!"

The next day the second guy steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first guy.

The third guy has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, very careful where he steps. He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on - - very tall, beautiful, and blonde. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The guy remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?

She says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

-- David Ortiz (cyberpunk1986@hotmail.com), May 20, 2004

Answers

An oldone , but it still rocks

She says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

That guy was me

Salut & Cheers from a NON BELIEVER:

-- Laurent LUG (.@...), May 20, 2004.


Then, we must be long lost twins, Laurent. Women generally run a scream when they meet me.

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-- rod (elreyrod@yahoo.com), May 20, 2004.


Rod , is this you ??

Salut & Cheers from a NON BELIEVER:

-- Laurent LUG (.@...), May 20, 2004.


I'm being firewalled, Laurent. I can't view the image.

David? Huh?

I'm only 15 lbs. over my ideal weight. Some would consider me fat-- my fanatical doctor, perhaps.

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-- rod (elreyrod@yahoo.com), May 20, 2004.


Hey Laurent!!

that's Billy-Bob.

did they have cameras that long ago?!?!

-- Ian (ib@vertifgo.com), May 20, 2004.



Ah! I saw the pic, guys. Aside from the slight pale skin, he is my exact twin. Wonderful!

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-- rod (elreyrod@yahoo.com), May 20, 2004.


David , what do you mean by can you post something about ....

'cause I don't know any jokes , 'cause the subject you mean , has no interest from me , so , I simply don't search any information about it !! __ The joke you did post here , I did received thatone a few times by e-mail and I heard it for the first times , somewhere in the'80s , it really STILL ROCKS

Rod , firewalled or fire-wallet or fired wallet

my mirror-image or is it thisone ??

Salut & Cheers from a NON BELIEVER:

-- Laurent LUG (.@...), May 21, 2004.


Sorry, Laurent. That was an imposter that posted under my name, I missed it. Rod, That wasn't me but Tom again. Apparently his masking software used the same IP address again.

-- David Ortiz (cyberpunk1986@hotmail.com), May 21, 2004.

David , thx !!

Salut & Cheers from a NON BELIEVER:

-- Laurent LUG (.@...), May 21, 2004.


did they have cameras that long ago?!?!

-- Ian

Even computers:

Salut & Cheers from a NON BELIEVER:

-- Laurent LUG (.@...), May 21, 2004.



I knew it wasn't you, David. But, I figured I had to defend my weight. I once stepped on to a computerized talking scale. It said, "One at a time, please".

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-- rod (elreyrod@yahoo.com), May 21, 2004.


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