Ladies and gentlemen, we have a troll in this bboard posting garbage and impersonating me because he's a sick, evil little pervert. His name is "Jake". If any moderators are here, I suggest you check the IP numbers and compare them. You will find they are completely different, and also this poser is the same sleaze that posted the porn to Doreen. This jerk has to be stopped.

-- Garret Ford (Parallax281457689@Yahoo.com), September 24, 2004

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OK Jake, you sick perverted little pile of white trash, a LOT of people have had enough of you using this guy's name and E-mail addy for your own evil uses. The moderator of this board is ready to call the police and the FBI to put an end to your foul game of identity theft and impersonation of someone who is clearly better than a mad dog such as you. Someone once compared you to slime mold. That person's assesment is an understatement. You are filth, filth that should be destroyed oce and for all. You labled Garret Ford as a homosexual because he opposes your sickness. Your speculations are nothing but calumnies based on your sick, distorted views of people. You did the same thing to Anti-Bush in the same forum boards like the cowardly dog you really are Jake. That just shows how desperate you are, resorting to these underhanded tactics. You're pathetic Jake, and soon, you WILL be put behind bars for your Internet crimes.

-- (Impersonators@R Evil.com), September 25, 2004.

OK Jake, you sick perverted little pile of white trash, a LOT of people have had enough of you using this guy's name and E-mail addy for your own evil uses. The moderator of this board is ready to call the police and the FBI to put an end to your foul game of identity theft and impersonation of someone who is clearly better than a mad dog such as you. Someone once compared you to slime mold. That person's assesment is an understatement. You are filth, filth that should be destroyed once and for all. You labled Garret Ford as a homosexual because he opposes your sickness. Your speculations are nothing but calumnies based on your sick, distorted views of people. You did the same thing to Anti-Bush in the same forum boards like the cowardly dog you really are Jake. That just shows how desperate you are, resorting to these underhanded tactics. You're pathetic Jake, and soon, you WILL be put behind bars for your Internet crimes.

-- (Impersonators@R Evil.com), September 25, 2004.

LOL! Well, if isn't unstable homosexual Garret faking having supporters and friends. I don't gather too many of the young boys he met in the Anime board are very eager to come to his defense, after experiencing his grabby hands and poo encrusted penis - encrusted from their poo!

What's next? Are coprophiliacs going to start demanding the right to adopt, like their brother fudge packers can now? Just as little faggot Anti-Bush said "what they are doing is not effecting anybody else, and it doesn't mean they won't set a fine example. Get em started young."

-- Disgusted (straight@familyvalues.com), September 26, 2004.

Jake, you're still a sick little troll with no life of your own. Calling other people homosexuals while posting that junk under other people's name and E-mail addys just proves that YOU are the homosexual and child molesting pervert that we hate in this world. You subscribe to hate and fear in every post you make and cause lots of problems in the boards. You're an idiot, and a pedophile to boot.

-- (Impersonators@R Evil.com), September 26, 2004.

To All Adult Readers: Greetings from the Oracle. If any gentle reader of this forum who is an adult and is interested in the truth about Mr. Ford’s sexuality, please follow the instructions below. You be the judge whether Mr. Ford is what some claim he is. You be the judge whether it is merely coincidence that a homosexual picture is linked with Mr. Ford and a greenspun web site.

Perform an unfiltered Image Google search for Garret Ford. To unfilter you will need to look under preferences and select the appropriate radio button. Type in Garret Ford, click “enter” and be whisked through cyberspace to your destination. Remember, the image in question is on the second page.

If this is NOT our beloved Garret Ford, the Oracle asks how many OTHER Garret Fords do you know that post on these greenspun boards?

This public service of exposing the truth has been brought to you by the Oracle.

-- Oracle (sitdown@backofthebus.com), September 29, 2004.

To All Adult Readers: Greetings from the Oracle. By now, you must certainly have determined that removing your Google filter and searching for "Garret Ford" produces no search results worth mentioning. Even if they had, the Oracle realizes that you are all smart enough to disregard the results as homophobic propaganda strategically placed by the Oracle's online friends.

The Oracle confesses that he has no life, and all his days are spent combing the forums at LUSENET, hoping to find some glimmer of something pertinent to race. The Oracle remains quiet for weeks at a time until some topic that can be construed as racial in nature presents itself. The Oracle then hops on said topic, usually posted by some prepubescent Mexican or Negro (sometimes months ago) and debates with them on the ins and outs of being born white, despite the fact that most of them will never see the Oracle's answers.

The Oracle has not yet made one valid point on any issue not pertaining to race, and is usually made to look quite foolish when he gives his views on anything but. The Oracle now seems to have run out of things to talk about. Noone on this thread has mentioned race, therefore the Oracle has no opinion. The Oracle now leaves you all to your own devices, and hopes that you will ban His ass if he ever shows back up.

-- Oracle (sitdown@backofthebus.com), October 01, 2004.

I apoligize for that angry and bad obvious impersonation. You see I have not had my fill of long black shlong this week, and have gotten quite short and tempered. When I heard someone say punk, I thought they were mocking me. I do things with the bros but it's just to realive that male tension of being together. We aren't gay or anything. I have no use for Vanilla boys like the Oracle, they have nothing to offer me. And get short with their antics.

So when those racists call me a nasty bitch, I ignore it now. And when the bros say "Bendova nave ho." I take it with ease now!

-- AO (hmha@yahoo.com), October 01, 2004.

To M: Greetings from the Jakeypoo! Do you have any more pictures of Garret Ford? I am SOOO turned on right now! If you don't, it's okay, what I REALLY want are pictures of naked black boys!

-- Jake (jkeffle@cal.org), October 04, 2004.

M is on the other thread you spaztic queer moron!

I think you're a little fucked up. Why don't you come on over, and I'll examine you, and give you a treatment that will really relax you. If you know what I mean.

Well actually... if you have you a nephew or something, bring him along instead.

-- (trolls@fucktooquickandontreturnlicks.com), October 04, 2004.

Ugh I forgot to mention I am a doctor...but I only deal with adolesents!

-- Dr. Fondleroy (trolls@fucktooquickandontreturnlicks.com), October 05, 2004.

Male ones!

-- Dr. Fondleroy (trolls@fucktooquickandontreturnlicks.com), October 05, 2004.