Fuck the Vice Presidential debates. #1. it's the Prince of Darkness vs. Some new age pussy. #2. Their opinions aren't worth half a shit. #3. What is this gonna solve? All they do, back and forth is (Ex. Cheney: "We have never let up on Osama Bin Laden and his Al-queda! Edwards: "Yes you have, we need to focus on the schools, Dick. Not the war, THE SCHOOLS!!" *forces a laugh* "But, uh, we still will hunt down Osama, and kill him.") What the fuck? No, John, you won't be doing shit. You'll be in congress, passing bills with your thumb up your ass. You don't get to do shit as the Vice President! You aren't important, you cocky bastard! All in all, these debates are simply back and forth covering of asses. They're politicians, they all suck. But a Vice President is the epitome of worthless politicians.

-- U msut Feers Me (W.lovesblow@blank.com), October 05, 2004

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Amen. I think the VP office is like a vestigial organ or something. Even the prez himself doesn't have a WHOLE lot of power, but VICE prez?

-- I Like Pasta (pastatrap@alfredo.com), October 05, 2004.

Dick Cheney is one evil prick. I mean at least Bush tries to mask his bullshit with a bunch of rhetoric, but Cheney doesn't even try to hide the fact that he's an evil prick! Even Republicans don't like him! Here are a few major bones I had to pick with what he said:

When he made the comparison between democracy in Iraq and the situation in El Salvador twenty years ago, I was about to reach into the TV and slap the shit out of him. The guerillas and death squads he was talking about WERE TRAINED BY THE UNITED STATES! THE FUCKING CIA GAVE THEM THE MONEY AND THE WEAPONS! This bastard helped create the situation, and then he has the balls to use it as an analogy for how people want to be free? When people wanted to be free in El Salvador, they got a bullet in the head FROM GUNS YOU GAVE THEM, you lying sack of shit!!!

Then he claimed that Edwards was absent so many times, he had never met him before the debate. That was also a complete lie. Turns out there are pictures of the two meeting, talking, having breakfast...but hey, it's only a big deal when Democrats tell us lies, right? Not to mention the fact that Cheney, who claimed to be at the Senate almost every week, has actualy only been there two or three times (one of them being the time he told Leahy to go fuck himself; he was only there that day for a photo).

-- Anti-bush (Comrade_bleh@hotmail.com), October 07, 2004.

Like it or not, Cheney won that debate. Didn't wash the floor with Edwards, He (Edwards)held his own, but got a bit dirty.

-- Jim (furst@flash.net), October 07, 2004.

I hate that voting for Prez is voting for vice-Prez as well. I know I don't have all the facts, but Cheney is Mr. Halliburton (since I just learned what that was, haha) and Edwards made his bucks by putting doctors out of practice.

-- I Like Pasta (sauce@spaghetti.com), October 10, 2004.

What kind of pissed me off is how the GOP has turned "trial lawyer" into an insult. First off, being a lawyer doesn't automaticaly make you a dick. But I guess they're trying to make the connection that lawyers only care about making money, which is so unlike the noble ideals of the Republican Party...

-- Anti-bush (Comrade_bleh@hotmail.com), October 10, 2004.