Rodney Dangerfield

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Rodney Dangerfield just kicked it. RIP.

-- U msut Feers Me (W.lovesblow@blank.com), October 05, 2004

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Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

OK, pay tribute to Rodney by posting your favorite Dangerfield joke here. I'll start

"My wife says whe should talk more during sex, so last night she called me from her hotel!"

"Yesterday I came home and there's a guy jogging naked around our house, so I asked why and he said 'Because you got home early!'"

"Take my Wife... .... PLEASE!!!!"

-- Wes Kinsler (kinsler1@hotmail.com), October 06, 2004.


"Last week I called Suicide Prevention and they put me on hold!"

-- Garret Ford (Parallax281457689@Yahoo.com), October 06, 2004.

"Last week I went into the doctors for a vasectomy. He told me with a face like mine, I didn't need one!

"I don't get no respect, no respect..."

-- U msut Feers Me (W.lovesblow@blank.com), October 06, 2004.


My Doctor told me I have 3 months to live. I said I won't have any money for a month. So he gave me 5.

My Doctor said 'you am very sick.' I said I want a second opinion.

He said "Ok you're ugly too."

I stuck my face out the window once when I was a kid, and got arrested for mooning. No respect, no respect.

-- W (wwils12@netzero.com), October 08, 2004.


"I went to breast feed: My mother said she'd rather see me as a friend."

-- Jim (furst@flash.net), October 08, 2004.


Ha ha ha I'm glad he's dead.

-- Fuck you (fuckyou@fuck.you), October 09, 2004.

To the sorry sack of trash who posted that crap.... it's assholes like you that give the Human Race a bad name!

-- (dont@sk.com), October 09, 2004.

I'm still glad that he's dead.

-- No one really lives (fuck@ll.of.you), October 14, 2004.

...and your still a sorry sack-o-shit.

-- Shut the fuck up (shut@thefuckup.goof), October 15, 2004.

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