God DAMN!

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I think I've figured something out. I know the main difference between George W. and John Kerry. Firstly, they're both devout Christian white (RICH) aristocrats, who have been in positions of political power...and they both have annoying accents. Bush nods his head and smirks too much, that little troll. Kerry looks like he's had multiple strokes. But the MAIN DIFFERENCE between the two is...

Bush blinks, so goddamn much. I counted. He blinked 147 times in one minute. Kerry doesn't blink at all! :)

Anybody notice any other similarities or big differences between these candidates?

-- U msut Feers Me (W.lovesblow@blank.com), October 13, 2004

Answers

It is often said that blinking is brought on by nervousness. Perhaps it's all of this pressure to win this next election, or maybe everything he's saying is a lie, or who knows: Maybe he's on speed.

-- -- (dermondstate@citywoxley.org), October 14, 2004.

Maybe it's the copious amounts of cocaine he did down in Texas- wait, what?!
-- Fuck fuel (fackfool@ohnonotthat.org), December 18th, 1998.
Didn't work, bitch.

-- --- (---@---.---), October 14, 2004.

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