I wrote this in commemoration of our one-year anniversary and of it almost being Christmas again!! You all remember Yonk's Christmas story lasy year ne? Well this is a sequel I wrote last night!!! READ IT NOW!!!!!!!!!! If it didn't post legibly tho it can also be found here:

http://www.anime-forums.com/viewtopic.php?p=977880&sid=1727db20c9ab0688adf3f0327b6fcbb5#977880

And Yonk's is here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1792420/1/

But without further ado here ya go!!!! ENJOY DAMN YOU!!!!!!

11/13/04: It’s been a whole year since me and my friends met. Yonk, the Chibi Goten and Trunks obsessor from California. )\/(ajinVegita, a strange but kindhearted guy who always seemed to have the desire to destroy stuff…and get Orange Sherbert, living in South Africa. Angel_Goten, a clinically insane (pretty damn close) and random lover of Chibi Goten from Australia. And of course, me, Suupaa Gohan 2, lover of all things Dragonball (Except the dub of course…hehehe) and Gohan-kun, from the worst of the 50 states-Massachusetts. Despite our long distance relationship we all seemed to keep in contact daily by way of the Lusenet Anime Board (greenspun.com/bboard), although that no longer exists (Though I’m the mod of the NEW one, Community Anime Reviews, thanks to my good friend MV of course). It was under happier circumstances. The original Anime board had yet to be assaulted by the racism terrorists that later caused the site to be shut down permanently. It was closing in on Christmas (in my eyes anyway! And it still is!! 43 days, woo-hoo!) and of course that was exciting. We would rant and chat about all kinds of random things (who can forget the Garden Gnomes, and of course many topics of Chibi Goten and Trunks?). And most of all, it was before my old computer got destroyed and ruined my life, and before Majin Vegita and Yonk experienced similar problems that inhibited us all from keeping in contact as frequently as we once did. But we tried to prevail as best we could. I’d say over the year after we grew apart we are now suddenly growing close again! Whether it’s the 1-year anniversary or the fact that our lives are getting back on track (for the most part), our friendship has never been so strong. And now that )\/(ajinVegita is bringing back all those old memories by reviving all our old ancient posts I’m reminded (and yes, it’s sad) of all these memories, which is why I sit here and write this. I just went back and read Yonk’s “A Very Chibi Christmas” fic that was written in honor of our friendship (and of course, CHIBI’S!!!!) that one year ago, and so in honor of friends, Christmas, and old memories, I am writing a follow-up fic to “A Very Chibi Christmas”. It’s not necessarily as sequel, but here it is nonetheless. I write this for you guys, my friends, but if anyone else wants to read it (good luck making sense of it…) by all means go ahead, and perhaps you may also know our strong bond in friendship that I hope will last the remainder of our lives…Or, you can finish reading and scratch your head thinking, “What a bunch of freakin’ loonies…” if you want. Regardless, enjoy, and Merry Almost Christmas!!! DISCLAIMER: I did not create Dragonball. It is copyright 1984 Akira Toriyama, Shueisha, Bird Studio, Toei Animation, and all those guys. I am in no way authorized to be writing this by Toriyama-Sensei, it is a fan work and nothing more. However the characters Kori and Kanba are copyrighted to me (2003-2004), and the characters of Yonk, AngelGoten, )\/(ajin Vegita and myself are those of their respective real-life counterparts. Kalloraiyajin is copyright of Yonk. Also the Grinch is copyrighted to Dr. Seuss, and the likeness of Mr. Hankey and the Mr. Hankey theme song to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Finally, the word “ToeMissle” is from the Futurama episode “Xmas Story”. I think that covers everything… Basic info you may need to enjoy this story: It takes place after the events written of in Yonk’s “A Very Chibi Christmas” which can be found in Fanfiction.net (do a search of the name “Yonk”). It also takes place in the timeline of my Dragonball sequel Manga, Dragonball IGNO, and if you’ve never read that the characters Kori and Kanba will be unfamiliar at best, as may be the relationship between Goten and Trunks. This story isn’t Shounen-Ai, don’t worry, that’s just the beginning…So yeah…I’m having the feeling this story won’t be enjoyable to anyone other than its target, being those of my friends who are featured in the story, but if you’re still curious after all my rambling, by all means, read on. Expect random nonsensical humor and stuff. And if you wanna see any of the images I drew taking place in this story (or anything else) feel free to e-mail me at sg2mod@yahoo.com. Brief bios of the characters in this story- Son Goten-Son of Son Gokou, main character of Dragonball Z. As this occurs he is 17 years old, as he was in the last 3 episodes of Dragonball Z. With his father gone (with Uubu) he and his friends are in charge of protecting the world. Trunks-Son of Vegeta, greatest rival of Son Gokou. Despite their father’s rivalry however Goten and Trunks have been best friends all of their lives. In this story Trunks is 18 as he was after the 10-year jump at the end of DBZ. Kori-Friend and classmate of Goten and Trunks. She’s a full-blooded Tsufurujin, which is you remember is the race that rivaled the Saiyajin back before the destruction of Vegetasei. She has the power to control water and ice. Kanba-Another classmate and teammate to Goten and Trunks, he’s a ½ Tsufurujin ½ Saiyajin with a tortured and complicated past. Though he appears cold he’s very kindhearted. He has psychic and electrical abilities. Yonk-My good friend in real life. This version of Yonk is the former adoptive father to Goten and Trunks, and is a Kalltoraiyajin, a hybrid of Saiyajin and Kalltoran (I dunno, ask Yonk for more on that) with green aura and Ki. AngelGoten-Another friend of mine in real life. This version of AngelGoten is about 14 years old with angel wings and a halo. She’s a very happy person. Almost TOO happy. She’s obsessed with Goten. Majin Vegita-Another friend of my in real life. This version of Majin Vegeta is permanently Majin and looks almost identical to the person for whom he is named. He’s got a very destructive personality but has a soft spot for the Chibi’s. Suupaa Gohan 2-This is me. In the story my character, like those of my friends, is a full-blooded Saiyajin. I look like me though, not like the character from whom I get my name. I’m the most rational in the group, but I’m very easily distracted. The Grinch-Dr. Seuss’ classic character bent on destroying Christmas. However this version of the Grinch is much more evil and also more deadly and powerful, possessing Anti-Christmas magic. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo-In case you didn’t know I’m obsessed with South Park. This kindhearted little fella is a piece of crap (literally) who comes out of the toilet every year for people with a lot of fiber in their diets. Despite his disgusting nature, Mr. Hankey is actually a very kind soul who always puts the needs of other before himself.

‘Twas the Night Before Another Chibi Christmas” A Follow-up Fanfiction to “A Very Chibi Christmas” by Yonk Story and concept by Alex Hoffman (Suupaa Gohan 2) (Goten and Trunks snuggle together on the couch on Christmas eve. The tree is decorated and lit up, being the only light in the living room of the Capsule Corporation. Goten curls up to Trunks and smiles, resting his head on his boyfriend’s shoulder. Trunks smiles as the clock strikes Midnight, declaring it officially Christmas Day. Goten looks up at Trunks.) Goten-Trunks-kun? Trunks-Yeah? Goten-Merry Christmas Trunks-kun. I love you. Trunks-Hn. (Goten knows that even though he doesn’t say it, Trunks loves him too. He smiles up at his shy lover.) Goten-Trunks-kun? Trunks (slightly annoyed)-Yeah? Goten-This is our first Christmas together, ne? Trunk-What are you talking about? We’ve been together every Christmas all our lives!! Goten-Yeah, but I mean, y’know, as more ‘n friends… (He curls up closer to Trunks) Trunks-Oh, I get it. Does that mean it’s gonna be the best Christmas ever? Goten-Well…It would be except there’s just one thing missin’… (Goten frowns a bit. Trunks looks at him curiously) Trunks-Eh? Dou natten da? Goten-Otousan. This’ll be my first Christmas in 10 years without my dad. Trunks-Oh…Yeah, things are sure gonna be different without Gokou-san for sure…But it’s not gonna be the first Christmas in 10 year that you’ve been without a father. Goten-? Trunks-Don’t you remember Goten? 10 years ago how we both had an adoptive father? Goten-??? Trunks-You SERIOUSLY don’t remember? Yonk-san! Goten-Yo…!! (Goten’s eyes widen as he recalls memories of the boy who cared for Goten and Trunks with the absence of Gokou and Vegeta a few months after the defeat of Majin Buu. He had cared for them for almost an entire year before…) Goten-My God…I can’t believe I almost forgot about him…What happened to him do you remember? Trunks-You don’t? The trial, he… (Trunks looks down in sadness) Trunks-He had…to give us up… Goten-Yeah…I…I forgot all about that… Trunks-I mean…It was for the best, y’know…But… (There is a long moment of silence as the boys reflect on their former adoptive father. Suddenly Goten speaks) Goten-Hey! Trunks-N? Goten-I got a idea!! Why don’t we go get the Dragonballs and wish him here for Christmas? Trunks-Great idea Goten!! And we can have all the others come too! It’ll be awesome let’s go! Goten-Hai! (The boys depart into the frozen night before them. They quickly find all 7 balls with the Dragon Radar and find the final inside of a cave, where they lay them down to begin the summoning of the Dragon) Trunks-Ready? Goten-Hai! Trunks-OK… IDE YO SHENLONG!! SOSHITE NEGAI O KANAETA MAE!!!! (As soon as Trunks completes the chant the balls glow in a familiar golden light as the glowing form of Shenlong rises up in all his holy majesty and…Hits his head on the cave ceiling…) Shenlong-Ow! Dammit that hurt!! Goten and Trunks-??? Shenlong-Uh, I mean…itetetetetetete…Uh, NANATSU NO BOORU O SOROESHI MONO YO…SAA NEGAI O IE! Trunks-Yes! Shenlong, Dragon God!! Hear my wish and bring to us now the ones called Yonk, AngelGoten, Suupaa Gohan 2 and Majin Vegita!!! Shenlong-It shall be so!!! (His eyes glow and the earth rumbles as 4 figures materialize outside the cave. The boys run out and see none other than Yonk, SG2, AngelGoten and Majin Vegita. Yonk’s eyes widen as he sees the figures run towards him) Yonk-Masaka… Trunks-‘Tousan! Goten-Otousan!! Yonk-Do my eyes deceive me or… (Tears well in Yonk’s eyes as the boys reach him. He leaps to hug the both of them)

Yonk-My Chibi’s!! Oh my God my Chibi’s!! Trunks-Hehehehehe! Well, we’re not so chibi anymore, right Goten? Goten-We haven’t seen you in 10 years Otousan! Yonk-Boys don’t call me that I’m, not your father anymore remember? Trunks-We don’t care about that legal crap! In our eyes you’ll always have been a ‘Tousan to us! (Yonk cries tears of joy and they all hug again) Yonk-Oh my boys I’ve missed you so much!! AngelGoten-Hey Yonk quit hoggin’ ‘em!! (She shoves him aside and jumps on Goten) AngelGoten-Goten-chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goten-A-a-a-angel-san? AngelGoten-Goten wah! You’ve grown up so much!! Yonk-I know, it’s not fair!! NO MORE CHIBI’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trunks-Hey hey hey hey! It’s not like we can help something like growing up guys!!…But…If it’s been 10 years why do YOU all look exactly the same as you did last time we all met? (Everyone looks at themselves) Majin Vegita-Hm, good question. Yonk-Oh well, it’s not important!! (SG2’s Yaoi-dar goes off. She points at Goten and Trunks) Suupaa Gohan 2-Wait a minute…You guys…You’re a couple aren’t you?! Everyone-*gasp* Goten-Well, uh… Trunks-We…hehehehehehe… (Trunks rubs the back of his head in embarrassment and Goten touches his index fingers together) Suupaa Gohan 2-I KNEW it!!!!!!!! Yonk-Is this true boys? Trunks-Well…Yeah… Yonk-That’s GREAT!!! I always KNEW you boys would end up together!! How long has it been now? Trunks-About…3 months, I guess… Suupaa Gohan 2-Kiss him Trunks!!! Do it do it do it!!!!!!!!!! (Yonk holds SG2 back) Yonk-Hehehehehehe…don’t mind her. But I’m so happy for you two! (The boys blush) Yonk-Seriously though why did you guys call us all here? Goten-Oh well we just wanted to spend Christmas with you for old time’s sa— (Suddenly everyone notices the presence of a HUGE Ki) Goten-What… Yonk-The… Trunks-Hell?! Majin Vegita-It’s coming right for us!! (They all look up into the sky to see a green Ki streak through the air. The figure inside of the Ki bolt lands in the snow in front of everyone, and they all wonder how something so small and ridiculous looking can have such a strong Ki) Figure-So…You fools were…uh…foolish…enough to gather again on Christmas Day? Didn’t I tell you that I would be back? THAT I WOULD EXACT MY HORRIBLE DEVISTATING REVENGE ON YOU ALL?! DIDN’T I TELL YOU?! Trunks-Dude, who the Hell ARE you? Figure-You don’t remember me do you? Well maybe you recall me controlling you friend MarQooz 3 to ruin Christmas? Everyone-GRINCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grinch-That’s right!! And I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling Chi… (He looks at Goten and Trunks) Grinch-Hey, you’re not Chibi anymore!! Goten-Brilliant deduction Captain Sherlock. Trunks-Yeah, someone graduated from the Academy of the Blatantly Obvious!!! (The boys high five) Grinch-Heheheheheheh…Well this is just TOO perfect!! Now that you’re not precious innocent little children you won’t be able to foil my plans again the way you did last time (If you don’t know you obviously didn’t read Yonk’s “A Very Chibi Christmas”! If you mean to uderstand this very key point of THIS story you better go read it folks!!!!!!!!!)!!! Majin Vegita-Wanna bet on that? BIG BANG ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Majin Vegita fires a huge Big Bang Attack at the Grinch, who doesn’t try to avoid it. The attack hits but it turns out all it destroys is a Shikigami! a small wooden tile falls into the snow with the image of a santa hat with one of those no-smoking x circles over it. Majin Vegita walks up to it and picks it up, gritting his teeth angrily) Majin Vegita-Damn, it was a fake the entire time! Suupaa Gohan 2-The coward’s too afraid to face us himself! He knows we’d kick his sorry green ass! Yonk-KUSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yonk collapses into the snow. Goten and Trunks run over to him as he bangs his fists against the ground) Trunks-‘Tousan what’s wrong? Yonk-Christmas is in danger again and there’s nothing we can do to save it! If only…you boys…never…grew…up… Goten-Otousan! Trunks-Look we’re sorry but we couldn’t exactly control that ‘Tousan!! We’ll just have to find another way to stop that slimy green bastard from destroying all Christmas as we know it! Voice-There is another way. Everyone-!! AngelGoten-It came from inside the cave!! (Everyone runs back into the cave to see Shenlong still hovering as best he can in the limited space) Trunks-Wha—? You’re still here? Shenlong-Well of course I am. You only made 1 wish, you have 1 left dumbass. Goten-Yeah dumbass.

(He hits Trunks upside the head) Trunks-HEY!! Suupaa Gohan 2-Guys guys!! We can use the second wish to stop the Grinch! Yonk-Yeah!! Shenlong, hear my wish!! Kill the one known as Grinch! Shenlong-Normally it would be a simple task to destroy such a weak thing, however on Christmas his powers exceed my own, and besides it is against my powers to take any life, no matter how foul, on Christmas. AngelGoten-Crap… Yonk-OK then. The Grinch said something about the Christmas Spirit, right? Suupaa Gohan 2-Uh, NOOOOOOOOO… Yonk (sweatdrops)-Oh, really? Well I remember hearing SOMETHING about it… Trunks-OK Shenlong, can you bestow upon the Spirit of Christmas on me and my friends so that we may defeat him OURSELVES? Shenlong-It is done. And with that I bid thee farewell. (Shenlong vanishes and as usual the Dragonballs turn to ordinary stone and scatter across the globe.) Yonk-OK, I don’t FEEL any different but he must have done SOMETHING, right— (Turns around to look at everyone. His jaw drops to the ground) Yonk-GUYS?! Trunks-What? (EVERYONE HAS BECOME A CHIBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yonk looks down at himself who is Chibi as well)

Yonk-OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! Goten and Trunks-WHAT THE HELL?! Yonk-We’re all Chibi…CHOU KAWAIINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…But…How? Why? Majin Vegita-The spirit of Christmas! Of course!! It’s children! Trunks-Well whether this is what we wished for or not I have a feeling this is gonna be tougher that it seems. We better go find Kori and Kanba…Christ I can only imagine what their reaction to this is gonna be… (They track down Kori and Kanba only to discover…THEY’RE ALSO INEXPLICABLY CHIBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Trunks-Dude! Kori-Yeah, we’re just as confused as you are… Goten-Well we know why WE’RE Chibi, but not so sure about this… AngelGoten-I get it!! When Trunks made the wish he said “My Friends”, so it affected you guys as well!! Yonk-This kicks ass!! Look at how Kawaii we all are!! Suupaa Gohan 2-I dunno…I’m not a fan of Chibi’s. I much preferred Goten and Trunks in their earlier appearance…AND I DIDN’T GET TO MEET NON-CHIBI KANBA?! SON OF A BITCH HE’S SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Kanba blushes) Yonk-Woo-hoo! Well c’mon Chibi’s, let’s go save Christmas…AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Outside, the gang wanders through the vast expanse of snow) Trunks-‘T-t-t-t-t-t-tousan…It’s c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-coooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllldddddddddddd……… Yonk-Don’t worry Chibi, we’re almost there. Suupaa Gohan 2-How do you know that? We don’t know where the Hell we are!!!! Yonk-Well, uh, true…but y’know, it’s just what you’re supposed to say to reassure the Chibi! AngelGoten-s’not good to lie, Yonk… Yonk-Aw guys, I was just tryin’ to… Majin Vegita-You guys don’t you think there’s more to our wish than just becoming kids? Yonk-N? How do you mean? Majin Vegita-Well I know YOU’RE happy about being Chibi, but I just don’t think being little kids is enough to beat this guy! I mean sure we’ll be immune to his magic, but how can WE kick HIS ass? Do you think it somehow altered our Ki, like what happened to MarQooz 3 last time (again, reference to “A Very Chibi Christmas)? Maybe we ought to tap into our Ki and see what happens, so we’re prepared for when we get there. Yonk-Good idea. HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yonk goes Super Kalltoraiyajin and the others (except Kori and Kanba) power to the highest SSj level they can reach. Inexplicably they all receive magical Christmas weapons. Now…This is lame, please don’t make fun of me… Yonk’s power is that he gets magic elf shoes that pack a powerful Christmas punch when he brings the nice smackdown on any naughty ass he kicks. AngelGoten gets…some magical angelic wind or…something…I dunno… Majin Vegita gets a magic whip of razor-sharp tinsel that he can use to slice open foes in a blur of silver and gold. SG2 gets candy cane tanfas in each hand that she can use to dish out pain…or as a tasty candy treat. Kori’s ice powers are stepped up a notch and she can turn any snow into a militia of loyal snowman warriors. Kanba is armed with a giant rocket launcher equipped with Acme® ToeMissles that explode in a burst of holiday confetti…in addition to the ultra-destructive gunpowder, of course. And finally, Chibi Goten and Trunks don’t seem to have any special powers other than the fact that their aura’s are glowing green and red rather than gold and their spiky blonde hair is streaked with red and green highlights.) Suupaa Gohan-Kick-ass!! With these powers we’re unstoppable! High-pitched little voice-Well ah don’t know about that kids! Everyone-??? Voice-Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~~~~~~~~~~dy Ho~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Note-Mr. Hankey speaks in a dialect because I was trying to convey his voice from the series) (Suddenly a little cloud of smoke in front of the gang appears with a fart sound effect. Standing not even ankle high of the Chibi’s is a…small brown piece of Christmas Poo?!) Mr. Hankey-Howdy Ho folks! Suupaa Gohan 2-It’s Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo!! I’m a HUGE fan dude!! Yonk-She would be… Kori-What the Hell is Christmas Poo? (SG2 suddenly bursts into spontaneous song and dance) Suupaa Gohan 2- “Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Small and brown, he comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeezin’ ‘tween your festive buns A present from down below Spreading joy with a ‘howdy ho’ He’s seen the love inside of you Cuz he’s a piece of poo!” (Everyone sweardrops) Yonk-She WOULD have the theme song memorized… Mr. Hankey-Well golly that sure was swell! Don’t y’all look all nice and Christmassy too? Well Ah’m not here t’ help y’all fight or nothin’, Ah’m just here t’ be a guide! Majin Vegita-A guide? Mr. Hankey-Well sure! Ah’m here t’ lead y’all to the Grinch’s Ice Fortress! AngelGoten-How do we get there? Mr. Hankey-Well golly that’s easy! Just follow the Yellow Chunk Road! (Mr. Hankey begins the run across the snow, leaving behind a brown trail dotted with yellow spots) Mr. Hankey-Well c’mon kids we gotta save Christmas! Goten-Gross! Trunks-Yeah dude I don’t really wanna step in that… Yonk-Well then we’ll just walk alongside it but we have to follow him c’mon! (They all follow Mr. Hankey and soon arrive at the Grinch’s Ice Fortress) Suupaa Gohan 2-So this is it huh? Pretty fancy. Mr. Hankey-Ah think Ah should warn y’all b’fore ya go rushin’ inta thangs. So far the Grinch has stolen the gifts of every chahld in Satan City, and if it keeps up it’ll be the whole world!! There’s only 12 ahrs left ‘till midnaht, and if you don’t beat the Grinch before December 26 not only will this Christmas be ruined but every Christmas from here on out will be his! Yonk-Well God Forbid we don’t make it in time, couldn’t we still beat him anyway? I mean doesn’t he lose his power after Christmas? Mr. Hankey-If the Grinch succeeds his pahr’ll be everlastin’, and since y’all will’ve lost yer Christmas pahrs you won’t be able t’ stop ‘im from succeedin’ in his goal, and he’ll be downright invincible! Yonk-Then we have to act fast…LET’S GO CHIBI’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And so the Chibi-tachi make their way up through the ice castle, defeating all enemies in their wake with their mighty Christmas weapons as the ascend the many staircases to the top of the castle. Finally, they reach the top) Mr. Hankey-Here we are children, the Grinch’s throneroom! And there’s only 1 ahr left until midnaht! Yonk-One hour ‘till midnight? Dammit we took too long fighting our way up here! We have to hurry! (They fling open the door and step into the dark room, lit only by a few candles) Grinch-You’ve done well to make it this far into my castle… (He turns around and claps his hands, lighting up the Christmas tree and several light-up santa’s and stuff. Now the thousands of presents are plainly visible. The room is so littered with gifts the floor is barely visible.) Grinch-…But you shall go no further! Christmas is MINE! Yonk-Not this year! Suupaa Gohan 2-Nice line Yonk. Real creative and original. Yonk-…Shut up. Majin Vegita-Die you bastard!! (He charges the Grinch with his tinsel whip but the Grinch just dodges effortlessly) Kanba-Damn! (He fires off a ToeMissle but the Grinch deflects it out the window. SG2 charges tanfas flying, AngelGoten does whatever it is her power is, and Kori’s snowman swordsmen storm the Grinch but he just dodges everything. Yonk leaps in the kick some ass with his gay little elf shoes but a forcefield blows him backwards just as a carrot nose dart from Kori flies by, pinning Yonk to the wall) Yonk-God Dammit why does this ALWAYS happen to me?! (He falls off the wall and is buried in a pile of presents. Everyone continues to fight but all the Grinch does is dodge.) Majin Vegita-!! I UNDERSTAND!!! He can’t harm kids right? Mr. Hankey said when Christmas ends our powers vanish as well, and then we’re not impervious to his power!! HE’S TRYING TO STALL FOR TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grinch-Heh! Kori-We can’t let him do that! Mr. Hankey-Ah’m afraid it’s too late kids! Y’all only have 30 minutes ‘till Christmas ends! Yonk-Ha…Ha…Hah… (Everyone is worn and breathing heavily. Within minutes everyone but Goten and Trunks revert to normal) Goten-I thought you said we had more time? Mr. Hankey-Ah guess their bodies just can’t handle it! The Grinch’s power grows with every passin’ minute and y’all’s shrinks! ‘S’only a matter of time b’fore y’all boys revery t’ normal too! Y’all have 30 minutes! Goten-!! 30 minutes? (He and Trunks smile at each other, both having the same plan in mind. They stand close to each other and adopt an all-too-familiar stance as the Grinch stands over the collapsed bodies of everyone else) Both-Fyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……… (The boys move slowly away from each other as they rotate their arms outwards over their heads) Both-Jyon! (They each raise and bend their outer leg in perfect symmetry, fists extended outwardly) Both-HA!!!!!!!!!!! (They lean in and touch their index fingers together. In a flash of bright light they complete the Fusion Dance, and in a blur of red and green ad the smoke fades an all-too-familiar cocky smile shines through…) Gotenks-Hehe! (IT’S SSJ CHRISTMAS GOTENKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! His blonde spiky hair is streaked with red and green, and on his face he sports the tattoo of a wreath on his right cheek and a candy cane under his left eye. Worn over his Santa suit is the trademark Fusion vest. He raises a finger and scratches it under his nose in classic Gotenks fashion.) Gotenks-Hehehehe…Remember me asshole? Grinch-Oh yeah, you were that cocky bastard from last time…Weren’t you a lot fatter? Gotenks (sweatdrop)-That was a mistake!! Just remember the name Gotenks as the guy who kicked your ass!! Yonk-*Sigh* he’s as cocky as ever… Mr. Hankey-Golly he sure is strong! But Ah hope he can win in 10 minutes! Yonk-WHAT?! YOU JUST SAID WE HAD A HALF HOUR LEFT!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Hankey-Did Ah say 30 minutes? Ah meant 13. Yonk-THERE’S KINDA A BIG DIFFERENCE YOU STUPID PIECE OF CHRISTMAS POO!!!!!!!!!!!! Gotenks-Try this on for size!! GALACTIC CHRISTMAS DONUT!!!!!!!!!!!! (He fires his trademark Galactic Donut, only instead of a golden ring of Ki it’s a glowing red and green wreath of Ki. It binds the Grinch’s body tightly.) Grinch-Oh crap! Goten-Hahahaha!!! Tighten Donut! (He squeezes his fists together to make the wreath tighter but somehow the Grinch slips out of it) Gotenks-Damn…OK, how about this?! Ultra Mistletoe Parfait!! Hyper Plasma Strawberry Shortcake!! Odoshishi Attack!! Renzoku Shi-ne Shi-ne Mistletoe!! WHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Gotenks fires a ton of Ki blasts at the Grinch) Suupaa Gohan 2-Oh God… Yonk (sweatdrop)-He’s turning his ridiculously named attacks into even lamer Christmas puns! (Gotenks goes Super Saiyajin 3) Gotenks-Taste my TRUE power!! Yonk-NO GOTENKS!!!!!!!! If you expend all your energy in SSJ3 the fusion will end too soon! Mr. Hankey-Well golly Ah don’t see a problem with that since he’s only got 5 minutes left! Maybe that pahr boost’ll help! Yonk-Dammit Gotenks there’s not time for fooling around!! Gotenks-Eat this!!! (He fires his Renzoku Super Christmas Donuts to trap the Grinch inside a ball) Gotenks-GEKITOTSU… Yonk-Oh crap not that not here!! Gotenks-ULTRA HO-HO… Suupaa Gohan 2 (sweatdrop)-Ho-ho? (Gotenks tosses the ball into the air and prepares to spike it) Gotenks-VOLLEYBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (He spikes the ball into the ground…HARD. It breaks through ALL the floors in the Ice Fortress as it crashes into the ground below. But what Gotenks didn’t count on was that the ice would crack and the whole fortress would start to crumble! Everyone gets up off the ground in note that the entire castle is collapsing) Gotenks-Whoops! Hehe, guess I don’t know my own strength! Yonk-YES YOU DO DUMBASS!! YOU WERE A SUPER SAIYAJIN 3 AND USED YOUR MOST POWERFUL ATTACK!!!! THE ONLY PROBLEM IS YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO REALIZE WE’RE IN A BUILDING MADE OF ICE!!!!!!!!!!!! AngelGoten-It IS called the Ice Fortress, and all… Kori-Dammit we have to get out of here!!!!!!! (Everyone flees the ice castle but Gotenks is somehow left behind when they all emerge at the ground level to see the castle lie in ruin. The Grinch was surely crushed underneath the weight of the crumbling ice…) Yonk-Dammit where the Hell is Gotenks?! He better be OK… Mr. Hankey-Well looks like we made it out and with one minute to spare! We saved Christmas everybody! Voice-THE HELL YOU DID!!!!!!! Everyone-*Gasp* Grinch-Hehehehehe…Did you REALLY think it’d be that easy?! All you did was save me the trouble of destroying all those presents!! In exactly one minute Christmas will be over, you’ll all lose your powers, and once I kill you I WILL RULE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME I’M INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Hankey-Tahm’s up…We failed children…Christmas is…*ugh* (Mr. Hankey collapses to the ground and dries out and turns white, barely visible against the snow) Yonk-Mr. Hankey NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suupaa Gohan 2-Dammit…No more Christmas…We all failed… Grinch-FROM THIS DAY ON CHRISTMAS WILL BE A DARK UNHOLY DAY!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Voice-The Hell it will!!!!!!! Everyone-!! Yonk-Masaka… (Out from the smoke emerges Super Christmas Gotenks…IN ADULT FORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Grinch-What? The times up how can you still have your Christmas powers?! Gotenks-Hell if I know but if I wagered a guess I’d say it probably had something to do with Mr. Hankey… (Gotenks walks over to the dry piece of poo and covers him with snow in a proper burial) Gotenks-Mr. Hankey… (Gotenks turns angrily to the Grinch) Gotenks-YOU’RE GONNA PAY YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grinch-Fat chance!! Even if you DO still have your powers you’re not a kid anymore, and so you’re no longer impervious to my Anti-Christmas magic!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEEL THE WRATH OF ANTI-CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (He waves his arms to create a massive army of gingerbread men with rifles. Gotenks spits out a white ball) Gotenks-Super Ghost Christmikaze Attack!!!! Yonk-Damn that’s the WORST pun yet… (Gotenks’ ghosts wipe out the gingerbread men effortlessly.) Gotenks-Run run as fast as you can!! Yonk-Dammit Gotenks why are you so lame?! (Round two. The Grinch creates an army of nutcrackers. Gotenks destroys them just as easily. Grinch is pissed.)

Grinch-Damn you!! HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Round three. Grinch creates a fleet of evil elves with razor-sharp candy can swords) Gotenks-Oh shit! Yonk-What’s wrong Gotenks you can take them easily! Gotenks-I’M AFRAID OF GNOMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Elves-We’re ELVES dipshit. Gotenks-Oh well in THAT case… (Just as Gotenks goes SSJ3 again and charges a massive Ki…THE FUSION SPILTS!!!!!!!!!!!) Goten and Trunks-Oh crap. Yonk-We’re screwed now! Trunks-Oh way to have faith in us ‘Tousan! Yonk-It’s not a matter of faith Gotenks was the only one left with Christmas powers and now because of his cockiness and fooling around there’s no one left who can beat him! Goten-Have a little faith Otousan! As long as you BELIEVE in the spirit of Christmas… (Goten goes Super Saiyajin. His hair is streaked with red and green! Trunks does the same) Trunks-…It NEVER leaves you, all year long!!! (They fire a huge red and green Ki wave directly at the Grinch) Both-FOR MR. HANKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The blast wipes out all the elves and continues to travel towards the Grinch) Grinch-Oh fuck. (As the blast hits the Grinch he screams his last words through the skies) Grinch-YOU MAY HAVE DEFEATED ME NOW BUT NEVER FORGET!!! AS LONG AS THERE IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD EVIL WILL EXIST TO COUNTER IT!!!!!!!! SO IS THE SAME WITH CHRISTMAS!!!!!!! MY SPIRIT WILL RETURN NEXT YEAR AND EVERY YEAR FOLLOWING THAT UNTIL CHRISTMAS IS ABOLISHED!!!!!!!!!!! (And with that the Grinch is killed. The boys regress to normal and everyone gets off the ground. Mr. Hankey returns to life and leaps out of the snow. Everyone cheers because once again Christmas has been saved) Goten and Trunks-YATTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goten-But… Trunks-…Christmas is over…We missed it…The whole world missed it… Mr. Hankey-Well Golly that’s no problem!!! (Using his Christmas Poo magic, Mr. Hankey restores the glory of Christmas to the land) Kori-What’d you do Mr. Hankey? Mr. Hankey-Well golly Ah just made it so this year December 26 is December 25! Suupaa Gohan 2-Huh? AngelGoten-But then everyone will be a day ahead all year! Mr. Hankey-Well gosh that’s just fahn! This year was a leap year so we just take away February 29th!! Kanba-That…really doesn’t make any sense… Mr. Hankey-Don’t over-think it. Well golly everyone let’s have ourselves a merry little Christmas! (They all return to Yonk’s house and have a great Christmas all day long until it’s night the following day. Mr. Hankey is flushed down the toilet until next Christmas and everyone prepares to return home. As Goten and Trunks leave…) Yonk-Boys I can’t thank you enough. You saved my life. You saved Christmas. Goten-We promise we won’t forget you Otousan. Trunks-And hopefully we can do this again next year…The celebrating I mean, not all the other stuff… Goten-And you’ve saved our lives plenty of times! Like the other Christmas, or when you saved us from Satan… Trunks-…Or Halloween, or from blowing ourselves up on the Fourth of July… Goten-We love you, Otousan. Trunks-And you’ll always be a father to us, especially the way Goten’s dad is always gone and mine is, well, Vegeta… Yonk-Goodbye boys. You’ll always be my Chibi’s. (They all hug and the boy depart, waving goodbye the enture way as the trudge through the snow until they are out of sight. Yonk sits down on his couch and smiles, knowing he has another fond Christmas memory of his Chibi’s. THE END

-- Suupaa Gohan 2 (dragonballz@aol.com), November 15, 2004