New American Policy: War on God!

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(8Jan2005) WASHINGTON D.C. In a recent memo to Sec. of Def. Donald Rumsfeld, Pres. Bush has said that America needs to take action against the worlds oldest dictator. "Thousands of years ago, the Demon Minority in Heaven tried to fight for eqaulity under the Law", the President said. "After a long stuggle and an utter defeat the Demons where deported creating millions of new refugees. It is about time that these poor souls where able to return home and its about time that the citizens of Heaven held free elections."

It is said that the way God holds onto His power is that he holds the power to damn souls. Pres. Bush has said that this socalled "Soul Damner" is mobil; being hidden in Church Vans and Buses thoughout the world. Sec. of State Colon Powel has shown several Hubble Photos of these WMDs to the UN Security Counsle.

"This is a new threat", said an unnamed CIA source, "He (God) is responsable for every death. Ever. Osama may have helped Him on occation but we now realise that God is the Boss. He has even promice Everlasting Life and on some occations Seventy (70) Virgins. Also he has on atleast one occation destroyed the Earth. And has threatened to do it agian."

At the site of the WTC Attack the new Freedom Tower is said to be tall enough to reach Heaven. This tower's elevators will allow our troops access to the Gates of St. Peter (#2 on the FBIs Most Wanted List) It is said that Peter will not allow any UN Inspectors into Heaven saying "Judge not less thee be judged".

The Pope has declared Freedom Tower the new Tower of Babble saying that the End Times are near. The Pres. has taken action against this threat of violence agianst America with Air Strikes in Vatican City begining in that Nation at noon EST.

"Those who harbor or supports God are the enemy and we will make no distinction of Religion. It is time to liberate the citizens of Heaven and make the Earth free of death."

-- Dick Tator (inneedofliberty@yahoo.com), January 07, 2005

Answers

From what South Park tells me, those clouds we see are Saddams mysterious WMDs anyways.

-- Kay-C (KKKKK@CCCC.KC), January 08, 2005.

lmao!!! :-)))))

-- w (windowcleaner@stuff.blah), January 09, 2005.

This just in.... the tsunami that killed Hundreds of thousands of people in SE Asia was an act of God! God has heard of Americas plans to Liberate Heaven and decided to make a Preemtive stike. While this War has so far cost far less than Iraqi Liberation (only 350Million) but the cost in lives is so much greater. It is rumored that God has plans for a 600ft. "Super Tsunami" that could stike the Eastern Coast. To give an example of how far this wave could reach... Memphis, TN is 600ft. above sea level. It is obvious that God hates life and freedom and is the Enemy of Man. It is also rumored that He created Hitler..................

-- Dick Tator (inneedofliberty@yahoo.com), January 09, 2005.

Uh oh, I guess the time is right to introduce this link then:

"Rise and fall of the Holy Roller Empire"

http://www.angelfire.com/co/COMMONSENSE/armageddon.html.

-- Wes Kinsler (wkinsler@wkinsler.com), January 09, 2005.


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