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To all those coming over from NOTBBC
Valderrama Cup
The Official MUFC Maths Workbook
Cold is relative
Cat owners beware
Name that tune
New Element Discovered in High places
puzzler
It's been a long time and...
It's a beautiful day
Dear Marjorie
Men- can't live with 'em -or without 'em
New Recruit
Who said that?
Insane disoriented eco warrior found barking up wrong tree
Virtual Saloon Thread
Joke - or Non Footie controversy? - You decide
For sale......
Major transfer story - more than a rumour
Newcastle's best defender
Mackems Sign a new lad
Secret of success
High-tech my @rse
Injury prevention
Luaaaaaaaaa's goal celebration...
Not a Queen Mum joke
Something to give you all a Lift
How to annoy your work colleagues.
Look away now if you don't want to know the score.
old irish joke
Excuses, excuses
We're safe! Chelsea docked 6 points for unregistered player?
Massive cinematic letdowns
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
From Sunday's News of the BBS - "Toon Rocked by Video Scandal"
A 'below the belt' story...
Alcohol warnings
World Cup Squads Announced Early
Spell Checker
rude joke
Administratium
World Cup Squads Announced
What a difference 30yrs Makes
smile
national curriculum
Laugh at this
It takes balls!
Lasses, eh?
Class project
Speed out for a month
A Joke for Friday
CHOOSE LIFE. . . .
Experiment
Mackem Song
You know you've been watching the Toon too long when ...
Predictive text
Sunderland in Europe at last?
The Reid
Euro-Geordie phrasebook
The seduction of Peter Reid
The Word
things that go bump
Travel Guide
Axis of Evil
Valentines Cards
Subtle? No not really!
Ducks
More humour for a Monday
Official - Toughest Tongue Twister
Well I Nivver....
HOW TRUE IS THIS???
Corporations
Merriment
Joke......
History test answers
Great Toon Joke
Joke
Cow Joke
sorry in advance
Smile while you get better
Pottie
homer
joke
It's a date
Mackem Joke
S*******nd To Go For It!
Time to go
Alligator
week joke
Toot! Toot! Woof! Woof! Tallyho! Daargaandiebelddiejakkals!
Radio Kabul Top 10
thrashed by the Northern Infidels
Christmas, a Time of Charity
My Dear Girl
Cheer up
Office Christmas Party
Letters to Santa
Smile
The Deliarisation of the BBS - (BLATHER)
Guess which bbsers ned to get out more competition
Ant and Dec
Another Joke (Adults only)
Jack Schitt
Isnt it Ironic?!
Funny Video
The Andy D'urso Slapstick Spectacular
Heh Heh
Attempted wind up alert
Disaster Dan's slide show
eye eye
Paul Murray
Agent demands on behalf of player
Nice One
joke
Practice match Chaos....
11
It's a funny old game
Jihad!
Letter to NTL
Not the sharpest tools in the shed! .....
The Official "I wish I hadn't said that" thread
One-liners
A Pieceful Solution
Resignation Letter samples
How to have a shower
Chasers required ?
Irish SAS
The new 'auf weidersehen pet'
Friendship - the reality
Roy Keane....
Flags and scarves
Making the earth move
Yoga for the laughing tackle.
All over Sunderland websites on Thursday
Kahn't
Wouldn't swap him for the world
Ceefax joins in the fun
Spil chooker neeeded inn Whereside
Words of wisdom
a studious ...
Bud Wiser - Time to come off the fence NOW.
As the Conservative Leadership Election gets exciting
Mackem Joke
Villa fans ?
When faced with a seemingly simple task....
Could this be changed?
Chinese Torture...
A Web Server's Life
Beer Troubleshooter
Greenspun Expectations
Perfect Job?
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
sh1t joke
In the Beginning ... (joke)
Things that p!$$ me off
Before Endeavours Fade
a joke
Aah nealy wet mesel'..........
Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
After a night out drinking
New ISP ?
Gorra laugh
Barton's Knockers
ISIHAC - Final Scores
Women to be banned from SJP
Supreme Court B*tch Slap
ISIHAC - Final Round - Wuthering Hillocks
Charver
ISIHAC - Round4 - MORNINGTON CRESCENT!
ISIHAC - Round3 - One Song to the Tune of Another
ISIHAC - Round2 - Late arrivals
ISIHAC - Round1a - another Historical Headlines
ISIHAC - Round1 - Historical Headlines
I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue - Live from SOL
Funny Commercial
Proof the online press will publish anything
Windows 2000
Affordable football ...for us ALL!
Agony Aunt - Another BBS First
Have we peaked too early? - Something for the doommongers :-))
Marcelino shocker!!
Should the Non Footie Controversies be banned? - Non Footie controversy No. 873
Inter Alia
Makem Rubbish
God I'm bored
Footballers on Holiday
meanwhile down town...
Child Support
Hell hath no fury
Acuna not wanted by Robson!!!
Not as bad
Smile
The Nature of Things
engineer jokes
Rik, have you been mucking about again?
Date
For Gav and Swift,et al
Mackem Joke (you might have heard it)
Does this remind you of anyone?
no relation...
F%&k
The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (These are *real*)
Interview clangers
Freddy and I are putting together a band...
Election broadcast
Blind Faith
Naan too impressive!
Prevents disease
Helpful hints for motorists
Something to do in the close season
Welsh Criminals
a joke
SooperKev Jokes
smokin'
Brick (or should that be sick?? joke...
If we beat the Saints
It's all a bit much for Peter Reid
Now we know what Rik is up to
Beer Warnings
Astrology is a crock
Friday funny
Penny for your thoughts
Word Play for Wednesday
Hide the sausage!!
Sick of the soaps?
" Two Cows ... "
Marcelino......LOL,...............
Caption Competition
Sorry
NUFC crashes to Earth
Caption Competition
Footie and Mouth Confirmed
Bobby's teampick strategy revealed
Notes for Guidance to Foreign Players
The Official MUFC Maths Workbook
Science
Ormondroyd
Quiz time
The Irish Male
Bad joke thread
Top of my wish list
What's green and smells of pork...
New Joke Thread
Simple math
Cr@p joke (you were warned!)
Missed Opportunties. (Warning toilet humour)
Silly jokes
Caption Competition
Leeds United
Team pick for next match.
More wisdom of kids
Friday Funnies
The mouths of babes and sucklings
My name's Jonno and I'm a BBS-oholic
Shockingly sexist "joke"
Visit to.....
Wildlife Caption Competition
Teaser
Ormondroyd's take on the weekend's action
Joke
Anne Robinson for Chairman?
Five Questions Feared by Men
joke
Gav type jokes
Bobby's task for the week!
Here we go again...
Are you Gay? - If so please leave.
Odd Quotes
Knew it, just knew it
For Buff, so to speak
Warlock for hire
Tips for the tourist in Geordieland
Hey come on it's Xmas!
Sh1t joke #18,407
Choked
Kicks
Ho Ho Ho?
Merry Christmas everbody
O'Leary and all that jazz
who gives a schitt
So Where...
Be afraid, be very afraid
The Empire Bites Back...
Monkey food
Notice of Revocation of Independance....Please Read
Apologies
confucius say
snogs
hmmm
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire(Toon Version)
Cram's cousin loses the plot....
Eerie or what!
Ahh...No they didn't!
Boro crapness
Obituary.
Do you know anyone that this applies to?
Top 10...
Gone Fishin'
Yankee Doodle Dandy??
Geordie jUICE
On for LR ;)
Olympic Quote (Coleman balls)...
Tee for Two
Lots of Old Jokes
Laughable hairstyles
So anyway...
Logical Scientist (rik, Mackem joke of the week?)
typiclly topical
Hard or what?
Apparantly
It's true
Joke
Bad Joke Thread (you have been warned!)
joke??? not
egg joke
Gott in himmell
Barbie joke...
Oil Change
Gav
Dunc settles in quickly
Biggest Minger in the EPL
Your African Name
Muchkin beds monkey shocker
It's a man's world and a woman's duty
Handbags (or, The Real Sting)
Virus warning
Golf
Daveeeeeeeeeeeeeed....
Concord jokes....don't read if you're going to get offended!!
Top Ten Things Men Know About Women
Beer Study
'Clean' joke - well, not really!
Two for the ladies...
Airline Stories
Whoever wrote this must be a total w****er + a clever one at that
Time for a few jokes
Really bad joke #84724894
HAIRY FROGS!!!!
Crap Joke
TV Licence excuses
Confident Perez takes 8.5 million dollar gamble on Figo
Anagrams....
Male Quiz
This world cup voting farce...
Dying young.....
Quite amusing....hope the formatting is ok...
A typical married couple were lying in bed one night.
Apologies in Advance to any New Zealand Tories...
mackem whoopsies
Postman Pat...
The Good Old Days
Cat Monorail
Colemanballs
Are you Emile Heskey - The Quiz
Willy Joke...
family fortunes
Mackem Joke
Secret Diary
Very poor jokes...
My Little pony explains what it means to be French
'Yer patter stinks, John.'
World Gone Mad
Gift Giving Guide
Once upon a Tyne...
What Europe Really Means
Reid to eye up the talent at Euro 2000 scouting trip
Funny Footballers
Fluffy WaffleChunks
Crap Joke
A few chat up lines to try
Joke for Buff
Smutty thread to relieve the bordom (sorry)
Magpie joke
This'll ring a few bells...
Sting giving up tantric sex?
Ladies only...the sad truth about men
Men Jokes.....No Entry to Women...
Vintage Tommy Cooper
Is it all Gav's fault?
Big Jugs Monthly
Ormondroyd
Gladiator
RVI transplant
Turkeys!
Schoolboy sniggering
A few Jokes
Jolly Jape
World of Leder Hosen
Makem Shirtlifter
Coat on ready in anticipation...
A glimpse inside the saddest life in England
Tee Hee III
Easter isn't only about bunnies and chocolate
Fighting fire with fire...the all new TITS thread for fellas
Apparently yoghurt helps...
The team to beat Leeds
"Personals"
Being held to ransom
A couple of 'old' jokes
If you thought your job was dossy...
Humor Before Sunday
Mackem records
In Case You Were Wondering
what's the difference?
fear or panic?
Transpositon of cinema funny
best penguin joke in the world?
Steve Howey on Dabizas
Ali G interviews Alex Ferguson!!
TV's Les Howls Like a Wolf
Newcastle's answer to Wolfy Smith
Celtics New Midfield
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